Wednesday, November 25, 2009
The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics.
The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of math.
The first mathematician goes off to the washroom, and in his absence the second calls over the waitress.
He tells her that in a few minutes, after his friend has returned, he will call her over and ask her a question. All she has to do is answer "one third x cubed."
She repeats: "one thir -- dex cue?"
He repeats "one third x cubed."
"One thir dex cuebd?"
"Yes, that's right", he says.
So she agrees, and goes off mumbling to herself, "one thir dex cuebd... one thir dex cuebd... one thir dex cuebd..."
The first guy returns and the second proposes a bet to prove his point, that most people do know something about basic math. He says he will ask the blonde waitress an integral, and the first laughingly agrees.
The second man calls over the waitress and asks "What is the integral of x squared?"
The waitress says "one third x cubed" and while walking away, turns back and adds with a wink "...plus a constant."
(via Miss Cellania)
(via Interesting Pile)
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Saturday, November 21, 2009
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sings “Silent Night”.
I’ve learned that our dog doesn’t want to eat my broccoli either.
I’ve learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back.
I’ve learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again.
I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.
I’ve learned that although it’s hard to admit it, I’m secretly glad my parents are strict with me.
I’ve learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice.
I’ve learned that brushing my child’s hair is one of life’s great pleasures.
I’ve learned that wherever I go, the world’s worst drivers have followed me there.
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
I’ve learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don’t know how to show it.
I’ve learned that you can make some one’s day by simply sending them a little note.
I’ve learned that the greater a person’s sense of guilt, the greater his or her need to cast blame on others.
I’ve learned that children and grandparents are natural allies.
I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.
I’ve learned that singing “Amazing Grace” can lift my spirits for hours.
I’ve learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.
I’ve learned that keeping a vegetable garden is worth a medicine cabinet full of pills.
I’ve learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you miss them terribly after they die.
I’ve learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life.
I’ve learned that if you want to do something positive for your children, work to improve your marriage.
I’ve learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catchers mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.
I’ve learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.
I’ve learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right decision.
I’ve learned that everyone can use a prayer.
I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.
I’ve learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch-holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.
I’ve learned that I still have a lot to learn.
Via Bits of Wisdom