Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success… is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
If at first you don’t succeed… destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down,
it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible
As soon as you mention something… if it is good, it is taken. If it is
bad, it happens.
He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late… the bus is still
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front
of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
If you have paper, you don’t have a pen… If you have a pen, you don’t have
paper… if you have both, no one calls.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus No.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in
together and the bus which you get in, will be more crowded than the other.
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will
always tend to go to the non-smoker
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
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(Via Miss C)
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Your result for The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test...
Modern, Cool Nerd
87 % Nerd, 52% Geek, 39% Dork
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.
Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!
Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Love & Sexuality
Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender looks at it and says, "For you? No charge."
Two atoms walking down the street bump into each other. The first one says, "Barney! How the hell are you doing?" The second one says, "Well... not so good. I lost an electron the other day." The first one says, "Are you sure?" and the second one says, "Yeah, I'm positive."