Thursday, April 29, 2010

Domains - Dave Barry’s Fun House - NYTimes.com

Sorry I Puked on Your Couch

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Instructional Diagrams for People Who Suck at Life















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Murphy's Laws

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success… is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don’t succeed… destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down,
it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible
corner.

As soon as you mention something… if it is good, it is taken. If it is
bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late… the bus is still
late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front
of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don’t have a pen… If you have a pen, you don’t have
paper… if you have both, no one calls.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus No.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in
together and the bus which you get in, will be more crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will
always tend to go to the non-smoker


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Can world's largest laser zap Earth's energy woes? - CNN.com

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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Here is the short list of famous people that share my birthday. Stupid picture of Russel Crowe

Birthday Sluts

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Ha Ha! NOT safe for work

Daily Afternoon Randomness (25 Photos)

VERY Cool indeed

Artist Nanami Cowdroy Photo Gallery

Taiwanese Whitney Houston

Celebrities And Their Animal Look-Alikes (PHOTOS)

Worth a look!

Pic: Earthquake Lifts Layer of Dust Off a Mountain Range | NBC San Diego

Moosehead prank


Moose Head in the Backseat Prank - Watch more Funny Videos

We aren't really blown away by these results...

Your result for The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test...

Modern, Cool Nerd

87 % Nerd, 52% Geek, 39% Dork

For The Record:



A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.



You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.



Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!



Congratulations!




Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:



Buffy the Vampire Slayer




Professional Wrestling






Love & Sexuality




America/Politics




Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

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Pinocchio paradox solved

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

A reporter walks into a bar...

ironic photos
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I know I have posted this before but it is SO COOL

moster engine if children's drawings were real

Fake fighting turns real....Very Funny...turn your volume down

Math Fail

Perfect Parker

Scrabble Now Allows Names
My Turn: Food allergies are answer to medical mystery - latimes.com
The Top 10 Funniest Celebrity Near Deaths | SPIKE

Great Pics- sorry it's a slideshow

Lebowski Fest 2010, Bowling Night - Los Angeles - Slideshows

BREAKING NEWS


Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
6 Scary Hand Monsters
Liberals, Atheists Are More Highly Evolved?
Funny picture gallery

Great FB profile picture I'm sure

Fashion Fail - Public... Rabbit... Yoga? ...What?
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Video of Quake Felt in San Diego

Monday, April 5, 2010

Freakonomist Keeps Close Eye On GE Stock Versus Height Of Mexican Weightlifters
The 5 Creepiest Unsolved Crimes Nobody Can Explain
Marine life photography
you think your life sucks?
You're doin it wrong!
Daily Afternoon Randomness (33 PHotos)

Geek Week!

Two Subatomic Particle Jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender looks at it and says, "For you? No charge."


Two atoms walking down the street bump into each other. The first one says, "Barney! How the hell are you doing?" The second one says, "Well... not so good. I lost an electron the other day." The first one says, "Are you sure?" and the second one says, "Yeah, I'm positive."

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Drugged Girl At Dentist

I bet she finds out she is an aunt!

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More Fiber

Funny Facebook Fails

I can't get enough of these...

Funny Facebook Fails
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Internet WIN

funny facebook fails
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Volleyball FAIL

Wet And Wild: 10 Bizarre Public Water Fountains

Cell Phones

Cell Phones this Decade
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Weird!!!!