Friday, September 30, 2011

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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Torture

Friday, September 16, 2011

Magic Machines' Hey Mister

The Video for Magic Machines' Hey Mister is made entirely of animated gifs synced to the music.


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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Today's Best Clean Jokes

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 
None.


Two whales walk into a bar.
The first whale says to the other, "WOOOOOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEOOOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
The second whale says, "Shut up Steve, you're drunk."


What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Philoppe.


Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a pub. The first guy says "Let's go in there for a pint." Second guy, says, "They won't let us in with our dogs." First guy: "Sure they will, just follow my lead."
He goes up to the pub, and sure enough the doorman says, "I can't let you in here with that dog." He replies, "Oh, I'm blind and this is my seeing-eye dog." The doorman says, "Ok then, come on in."
The second guy sees this and does the same thing. He goes up to the pub, and the doorman says, "You can't come in here with a dog." He replies, "I'm blind and this is my seeing-eye dog." The doorman responds, "You have a chihuahua for a seeing-eye dog?" The second guy stops for a second, and exclaims, "They gave me a chihuahua?"

Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes?
Because he uses the highest quality ingredients.


A neutron walks into a bar and says "how much for a beer?" The barkeep says, "for you, no charge!"


A higgs-boson particle walks up to a Catholic church.
The priest stops him at the door and says "I'm sorry, you can't participate in our service today."
The higgs-boson particle says "What?! You can't have mass without me!"


Why does a chicken coop always have 2 doors?


because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!


What has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.

How do you spot a vegan at a party? Don't worry they'll tell you.


I once met a hooker who said "I'll do anything for 50 dollars." I said "Paint my house."

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