Saturday, June 30, 2012

Dear Vegetarians

 


Strict Policy

 


It Goes Bad

 

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Wasting

 


Friends

 


Downey Jr.

 


Friday, June 29, 2012

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Run!

1 in 5



Peta

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Bring Me Solo

 


Application

Nailed it.

Damn Siri

Dammit Siri! (via)

Business!


Application

Sorry but the position has been filled. 



Starts with H


 









Motivations

Me at my current job.

I Sez

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White Power


Ask Me

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Finished!

 


Bam!


Little Help?

Little help? 


Judging Length

pleatedjeans:

Just a Little Off The Top, Please

Seconds before disaster

Seconds before disaster… 


Wish

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0iwslPSAV1qbohddo1_500.jpg 


I'm Not Drunk






Glenn Close

 


Knocking

I love the Fat Axl Rose meme (Uproxx) 


Lost Parrot

pleatedjeans:

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Clap Your Hands

 


Whistler's Mother



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Quick Thinking

A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage.
The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard wants to buy a half a head of cabbage."
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man was standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?"
"New Zealand, Sir" the boy replied.
"Why did you leave New Zealand ?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there.
"Is that right?" replied the manager," My wife is from New Zealand !"
"Really?" replied the boy, "Who did she play for?"


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