Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Beautiful

http://i.imgur.com/WUcPf.jpg

Police Blotter

3:29pm: Man “Freaking Out” on Wishart Rd. has now “chilled” 

This is from Kalispell, Montana. I went to collage about 2 hours south of here.


My Bad


Slow Motion Shark Attack

Better late than...

http://i.imgur.com/IC9jY.jpg

Common Misonceptions of Ammunition/ Bullets

http://i.imgur.com/3NCNP.jpg

I'm so damn excited for this movie!!!!!!

Holy

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Hall Pass


That is Normal



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Powers Combined

8443_4c5d_500 


Courage


I'm Not Arguing


Farting Bubbles


Texting Then versus Now

endless origami

Monday, July 30, 2012

Flirting

Normal People Flirting:  "You are so sexy!" *WINK*

Me Flirting:  "Baby you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop!"  *Eye twitch*

Beach

mellar1

Color Brown

Made me laugh far too hard (damn you autocorrect,funny,i-phone)

A Problem


This was 1992!

☯Rejoice☮ 


idc im fab✌

Texts From Dog: Olympics

 (tumblr,texts from dog,iphone,message,screenshot,text,im,dog) 


No Thank You

The Gym

(100 ) Tumblr

Who Needs Affection?

socially awkward potato (10 things i hate about you,heath ledger,julia stiles) 


40 lbs

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yk7aw0Cz1qdvatvo1_1280.jpg




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Get it Together

The Maid

The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.

She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Helen: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Helen: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Helen: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

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Worship

http://i.imgur.com/BFKui.jpg 




Genuine

http://i.imgur.com/pYiHT.jpg

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Thank and Blame

christinsanity:

Can’t even express how LEGIT that conclusion is 


All in a name

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