Thursday, November 29, 2012

Resume

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The Test

Reindeer test

One Day At The Clubhouse

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather

coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the

new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000." ;

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on

the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.

They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand

if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring

at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"

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What are you going to do today, Napoleon?





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Elephant Stew





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Brother helping his little sister


How to read your losing powerball ticket



Realism





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A Beating





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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

FAIL WIN Compilation of APRIL 2012

10 more bets you will always win






Frozen Beef Solution

Problem and solution




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Trivia 11/28/12

Facts in Your Favor

When you mix the Seven Deadly Sins

When you mix the Seven Deadly Sins

Annoyance


Gentle


Snow Camo





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Mayhem Tree




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Holiday Fails Compilation



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Numerous Injuries

http://i.imgur.com/jWA6i.jpg





This has been around for a long time.  I know that it is fake but it is funny.

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A special thanks from the Chinese to the Jews

http://i.imgur.com/0dzw9.jpg

Wild Watermelon

http://i.imgur.com/mSuRn.png




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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Wake Up Ron Burgundy - The lost movie



Separate movie created from the deleted scenes of "Anchorman" called "Wake Up Ron Burgundy"

Montana Christmas

http://i.imgur.com/KsR2h.jpg




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Immature


3 Facts


Contrary to popular belief


Remixed With Music: Stuck rollercoaster riders get unstuck




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Broken

http://i.imgur.com/bh4pV.jpg




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Fashion on a budget

http://i.imgur.com/4zbbj.jpg 


Source(s)

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Romney Ice Cream Cone

http://i.imgur.com/VyVq6.jpg




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Detectives Overlooked Casey Anthony's AMA on Reddit


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Extreme idiots compilation

Skrill Cosby





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The Ultimate Girls Fail Compilation

How phobias are born

Fear of bread