Thursday, January 31, 2013

Fire Glass






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Movie Trivia

thefilmfatale:

In The Silence of the Lambs, after Hannibal Lecter was moved from Baltimore, he was originally to be dressed in a yellow or orange jumpsuit, but Anthony Hopkins was able to convince director Jonathan Demme and costume designer Colleen Atwood that it would make the character seem more clinical and unsettling if he was dressed in pure white. Hopkins has since said that this idea came from his fear of dentists (x). 




In The Silence of the Lambs, after Hannibal Lecter was moved from Baltimore, he was originally to be dressed in a yellow or orange jumpsuit, but Anthony Hopkins was able to convince director Jonathan Demme and costume designer Colleen Atwood that it would make the character seem more clinical and unsettling if he was dressed in pure white. Hopkins has since said that this idea came from his fear of dentists.


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Link List 1-31-13



6 Ingredients you may not want in your food. I will never again eat something with artificial raspberry 




Duck's Opinion

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7 stages of the avocado

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How to get free wi-fi at the airport

Free wifi at airport




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Cooking Rice

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There's my tractor

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Summer in Norway

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Siblings

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Nailed it!

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No one parks in my spot

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Some of the best comebacks in history

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Jesus





That creep can roll, man.





Listen Becky...

Frozach Submitted





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Man gets pulled over

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "My wife."


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Spinnin

jodyrobots:

every time someone gets fucked up by their segway an angel gets its wings





Every time someone gets fucked up by their Segway an angel gets its wings



Slinkies






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Link List 1-30-13

'The Americans' premieres tonight on FX.  Here is a review







Happy Birthday Bwubba





Happy Birthday Bro!  I hope you have a wonderful, fulfilling, exciting day doing other people's taxes!   Wish I was there with you to help you celebrate.  I thought about posting a potentially embarrassing picture of you for your post but I restrained. 

Perspective

 


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Emotion





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People vs Fitness





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Superpower

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The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.  Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. 

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
‘Please wake me at 5:00AM.’ He left it where he knew she would find it.


The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him,  when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. 

The paper said, ‘It is 5:00AM. Wake up.’



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Google Nigeria

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Email to Dad

An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: 

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son, Nasser

The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:

My dear loving son,

Ninety million US Dollars have just been transferred to your account. Please, stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.

Love, Your Dad


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Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

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Pickle Slicer

A man was laying in bed next to his wife. he turns to her and says "honey, recently at work I've had an uncontrollable urge to stick my penis in the pickle slicer."

The wife was shocked and promised to make an appointment the next day with a shrink. The husband comes home the next day and says, "Sorry honey, I couldn't help myself. I stuck my penis in the pickle slicer."

The wife was shocked and said "Oh my god! what happened?" he replied "I got fired" and she said "No, what happened with the pickle slicer?" He said "She got fired too."


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Life Hacks Part 7




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Someone give this kid a record deal already




Jordan Lamont Landers covers Marvin Gaye's Lets Get It On

Random Trivia

Some random facts





Fungi










Hydnellum peckii “Bleeding Tooth Fungus” - not edible by the way





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Epic







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POWs





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An Accident

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."


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Speed Climbing

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Out Cold

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Monday, January 28, 2013

Yum

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Robber






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I came across my ultrasound pic today thought I would share


Joke Quality

A concerned reader contacted me today and expressed his distaste for some of the jokes that I have posted lately.  This reader, we will call him "Jeff," apparently with his 5th grade reading level and rudimentary understanding of a good joke set-up, skipped to the end.  Now, if you don't read a joke in its entirety it is hard for me to feel sympathy for you.  "Jeff" threatened to stop reading my jokes altogether. I need to mention at this time that I did not pen said joke; I was merely passing along the amusement. The joke was meant to be annoying.  So fair readers: be warned about possible future joke retaliation. 

Omaha Looks very metal

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Sewer Fire Knocks Power Out in Parts of Downtown Omaha

 

 

Riddles

This blew my mind as a kid










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Unnatural Laws

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Slept in






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Battery Testing







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It Speaks






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How Complex Things Are






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Blind Date with a Book

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Not telling anyone



 







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Fish Slapped

Fish slap






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This is why they call it pop in Montana and not soda

Why it's called pop in minnesota






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Slow going...

Scooter





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Immortal Jellyfish






 This is the only thing to be known to live forever.  It does this through the cell development process of transdifferentiation. Cell transdifferentiation is when the jellyfish "alters the differentiated state of the cell and transforms it into a new cell". In this process the medusa of the immortal jellyfish is transformed into the polyps of a new polyp colony. First, the umbrella reverts itself and then the tentacles and mesoglea get resorbed. The reverted medusa then attaches itself to the substrate by the end that had been at the opposite end of the umbrella and starts giving rise to new polyps to form the new colony. Theoretically, this process can go on indefinitely, effectively rendering the jellyfish biologically immortal.


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Getting Beaten

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 The smarter of the two actually hits the eject button instead of just turning it off.  Good on her.


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Mexican Pointy Boots

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