Tuesday, April 30, 2013

apple a day






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Realistic Movies






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Idle Threats

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Perfect Timing

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Friends versus best friend

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100mph train crush test

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Sunday, April 28, 2013

Mascot Fail Compilation





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23 st

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Boudreaux & Thibodeaux

One morning Thibodeaux was sitting on his dock enjoying the sunrise when Boudreaux pulls up in his boat filled with duct tape. Thibodeaux looks at him, and asks "what you doing with a boat full of duct tape?" Boudreaux replies "I'm going duck hunting! You wanna come?" "You can't hunt ducks with duct tape, and no I ain't coming" replied Thibodeaux. So Boudreaux leaves. Later in the day Thibodeaux sees Boudreaux fly by in his boat, and low and behold its full of ducks. "Well i'll be damned!" says Thibodeaux.
The next morning as Thibodeaux is enjoying the sunrise, Boudreaux pulls up in his boat again, this time with a boat full of gatorade. Sarcastically Thibodeaux says "Let me guess, you gonna catch gators with gatorade?" "Yep, you wanna come?" says Boudreaux. "You can't catch gators with gatorade...No I ain't coming!" So Boudreaux leaves. Later that day Thibodeaux sees Boudreaux fly by in his boat, and it was filled with gators. "Well i'll be damned!" says Thibodeaux.
The next morning as Thibodeaux is enjoying the sunrise, Boudreaux pulls up in his boat agian...this time with a boat full of pussy willows. Thibodeaux thinks for a second and says..."Hold on let me get my hat"



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Slide

Test the slide they said, It’ll be fun they said





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What?

entropybegets:

WHAT!
 


Cassowaries






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18 Rules of Living by the Dalai Lama


1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

3. Follow the three Rs: 1. Respect for self 2. Respect for others 3. Responsibility for all your actions.

4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.


go here to read the rest

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Trivia 4-25-13

Reddit asks: What is the most unbelievable fact you know.  Here are a few of the answers:

  • A species of salamander called the Tiger Salamander have a unique way of controlling the population within their little society. If they sense their population has overgrown, they develop offspring with specially adapted heads to eat their own species until it's back to a normal pace.
  • If a bryophyte (e.g. moss or liverworts) runs out of water, it just goes into suspended animation and comes back to life when it gets water. Which means, theoretically, mosses can live FOREVER.
  • Penguins have a gland near their beaks converts salt water into fresh water. Once the gland gets full, a penguin will knock his beak on a rock to empty the salt out.
  • The bacteria inside your body takes on an evolutionary path that is specific to you and contains species that are different from anyone else's bacteria. As well as the fact that there are (on average) more bacteria housed in your body than people in the world.
  • Ketchup was sold as medicine in the 1830's
  • The only guy in zz top without a beard is named Frank Beard
  • Wombats literally shit bricks ( they poop cubes) 
  • That if you see a plane flying high above you, it would be the same distance away as if you were standing on the bottom of the Marianas Trench (the deepest recorded part if the ocean) looking up at the surface of the water ~36,000ft
  • From the time Pluto was discovered, about 75 years ago, it has only traveled one-third the distance around the sun.
  • If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors. Assuming no incest was involved.
  • The average Silver back gorilla can bench press around 2 tons.
  • Tom Cruise is the same age now that Wilford Brimley was when he filmed Cocoon.
  • The comet that killed the dinosaurs 65 million years ago was the equivalent of a Hiroshima bomb going off every second for 140 years.
  • Every time you shuffle a deck of cards randomly, the new order of the cards is most likely in a combination never seen in the history of existence.
  • This is because the probability of getting the same combination of cards is 52! to 1
  •  Contradicting to their belief, Muslim countries are the largest consumers of pornography.
  • That there are more atoms in a single grain of sand than all the grains of sand on earth.
  • In one year, McDonalds gives away more ketchup than Heinz sells.  
  • The ratio between the sizes of a subatomic particle and a speck of dust is the same as the ratio between a piece of dust and the earth.
 
 

Alcohol, the difference between America and other Countries

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I could get away with it

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April 25th

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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

IRS Audit

A man gets audited by the IRS and the auditor is not surprised when he arrives with his lawyer. As the men sit down the lawyer says, "Look, the reason my client is in this situation is because he is a terrible gambler."
"I am not a terrible gambler," the man replies. "I will make a bet right now. I bet you $1,000 that I can bite my own eye." he says to the auditor.
"You can't bite your own eye," the auditor replies. "I'll take your bet."
The man reaches up, removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor is in shock, he just bet this man $1,000 in front of a lawyer. The man however is generous.
"Ok, that wasn't really fair. You didn't know that I had a glass eye. So, for double or nothing I bet you I can bite my other eye."
The auditor is skeptical, but after careful examination determines that there is no way he has two glass eyes. "Fine, double or nothing, you cannot bite your other eye."
The man reaches into his mouth and pulls out his false teeth and carefully makes them bite down on his other eye.
The auditor is completely taken aback. How could he possibly be so dumb as to take that bet.
"Ok," the man says again. "You didn't know I had dentures, so I will give you one last chance. Double or nothing, I bet you I can stand on this side of your desk and piss over your desk and into that wastebasket without getting a single drop on your desk."
The auditor backs up and looks at the distance. There is no way the man could physically maintain a stream that could reach that distance. It had to be impossible.
"I have no choice," the auditor says. "I'll take the bet."
The man stands up, walks to the side of the desk and proceeds to piss all over the auditors desk, not a single drop reaching the wastebasket.
The auditor leaps from his seat and cheers his victory. The lawyer however, has his face in his hands, audibly groaning.
"Wait," the auditor says. "Why are you so upset?"
"Before we came in, he bet me $20,000 he could walk in here, piss all over your desk and you would be happy about it."


Flip

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Warewolf Name?

 


 Damn it Claw!

Instant Old

tastefullyoffensive:

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Sunday, April 21, 2013

Advanced Camouflage

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The Big Lebowski trailer, recut as a tearjerker

Joyful Wallpaper

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An explosion at a rock quarry

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Link List 4-21-13




 
 


Don't itch

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brilliance or madness

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How trust issues evolve

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Colbert knows what's up

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BPD Champions

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