Friday, May 31, 2013

Milk and food coloring. Fun times

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With 30K people watching

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Canned

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Friday, May 24, 2013

New Drinking Game






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Relationship Barbie






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Princess Bride Trivia







 




 




 




 




 







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Commas






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Smack






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Eating cotton candy in reverse






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50 Common Misquotations




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previously: 45 Odd Facts About US Presidents


How to choose a greating card






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Skinny Person Wanted

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The whole problem with the world..

Words

Fu King Chinese Restaurant






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Sunday, May 19, 2013

Euphemisms for Stupid

A few clowns short of a circus
 
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
 
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
 
A few beers short of a six-pack
 
Dumber than a box of hair
 
A few peas short of a casserole
 
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
 
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
 
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
 
One taco short of a combination plate
 
A few feathers short of a whole duck
 
All foam, no beer
 
The cheese slid off his cracker
 
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
 
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
 
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
 
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
 
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
 
As smart as bait
 
Chimney's clogged
 
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
 
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair
 
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
 
Forgot to pay his brain bill
 
Her sewing machine's out of thread
 
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
 
His belt doesn't go through all the loops
 
If he had another brain, it would be lonely
 
Missing a few buttons on his remote control
 
No grain in the silo
 
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
 
Receiver is off the hook
 
Several nuts short of a full pouch
 
Skylight leaks a little
 
Slinky's a little kinked
 
Surfing in Nebraska
 
Too much yardage between the goal posts
 
If you magnified his brain 1000 times and put it on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a Brussel Sprout on an 8-lane highway


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Link List 5-19-13




 

A Great Photography Gif

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A Baby's laughter

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There are two sides to every story

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Bigfoot






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