Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Roof Jump



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Anderson Silva Leg Kick



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Dedication


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Thursday, December 19, 2013

Thursday, December 12, 2013



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Funny Movie Credits






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Muhammad Ali dodges 21 punches in 10 seconds



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Expectations

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82 Film Facts

  1. Walt Disney refused to allow Alfred Hitchcock to film at Disneyland in the early 1960s because he had made "that disgusting movie Psycho."
  2. Pierce Brosnan was contractually forbidden from wearing a full tuxedo in any non-James Bond movie from 1995-2002.
  3. Fox passed on The Watchmen because they thought the script was "one of the most unintelligible pieces of shit they had read in years."
  4. Steven Seagal was choked unconscious on a movie set by "Judo" Gene LeBelle, and Seagal shit himself.
  5. The original raw footage of Apocalypse Now consisted of 1,250,000 feet of film which is over 230 hours' worth.
  6. The director of Cannibal Holocaust had to prove in court that the actors were still alive and didn't get killed during the movie.
  7. Ryan Gosling was cast as Noah in The Notebook because the director wanted someone "not handsome."
  8. For Dr. Strangelove, Peter Sellers was paid $1 million, 55 percent of the film's budget.
  9. Django Unchained is the first time in 16 years that Leonardo DiCaprio didn't get the top billing.
  10. Samuel L. Jackson used the word mother-fucker to overcome his stammer/stutter.
  11. There is a sound effect called the Wilhelm Scream[2] that has been used in over 200 movies and TV shows since 1951.
  12. Jim Caviezel was struck by lightening while he was on the cross in, Passion of the Christ.
  13. Michael Myers [3] mask in Halloween is just a Captain Kirk mask altered slightly and painted white. (Edited syntax)
  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger was paid approximately $21,429 for every word he said in, Terminator 2: Judgement Day (which is around 700 words).
  15. Sigourney Weaver actually made that 'impossible' basketball shot[4] in, Aliens: Resurrection.
  16. The carpet in The Shining and the second floor of Sid's house in Toy Story are almost identical. http://imgur.com/ZEjwAoW [5]
  17. Alfred Hitchcock's, Psycho (1960) was the first American film ever to show a flushing toilet. (Edited for accuracy)
  18. Drive director Nicolas Winding Refn failed his driving test eight times.
  19. Barbie in Toy Story is voiced by Jodi Benson, best known for her role as Ariel in The Little Mermaid.
  20. Pornstar Asia Carrera plays the flatmate of Tara Reid in Logjammin'[6] , the film within the film in The Big Lebowski.
  21. Courtney Love insists that the role of the drug dealer, Lance, in Pulp Fiction was offered to Kurt Cobain.
  22. In Raiders of the Lost Ark, when Indy shoots the Arab swordsman, he was originally meant to fight him, but Harrison Ford was too ill to fight 'properly.' (Edited error)
  23. The original cut of The Wolf of Wallstreet had over four hours worth of content so had to be cut further.
  24. Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon agree that if they're ever confused for one another, they will just go along with it. bit.ly/1e0xOa7
  25. Sam Raimi has a lucky car [7] that is in all of his films, including his pre-automobile western, The Quick and the Dead.
  26. Morgan Freeman's line, in Shawshank Redemption "Maybe it's 'cause I'm an Irish" is not a joke. In the novel 'Red' really is Irish. (Edited for accuracy)
  27. Viggo Mortensen had no intention of working on The Lord of the Rings until his son begged him to do it.
  28. In Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Charlie Sheen stayed awake for 48 hours to achieve a suitably wasted look for his cameo.
  29. The ornaments that Marv steps on in Home Alone are actually candy.
  30. Ridley Scott used The Who's blue laser lighting to light the Alien egg chamber because they were in the next studio. Ingenuity +1
  31. Fantasia (1940) was originally a short called The Sorcerers Apprentice, but Walt Disney overspent on the score and decided to make it feature length film rather than waste money.
  32. Sean Connery turned down roles in The Matrix, The Lord of the Rings, Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones 4 and Blade Runner.
  33. Dan Aykroyd's first script for Ghostbusters was set in the future and Ghostbusters were completely normal, like paramedics and firemen. (Edited error)
  34. Within' three days, The Hunger Games became the highest grossing film for Lionsgate Movies.
  35. In an alternate ending for Alien: Resurrection, Ripley finally makes it back to earth.
  36. To thank Robin Williams for his work on Aladdin, Disney sent him a late Pablo Picasso painting.
  37. The poop [8] in Trainspotting was made from chocolate.
  38. When Mark Zuckerberg posts his art essay question on Facebook during The Social Network his alias is Tyler Durden. http://imgur.com/85zCr37 [9]
  39. Saw was filmed in 18 days.
  40. Drive director Nicolas Winding Refn called director Gasper Noe midshoot asking how to shoot a 'head smashing'[10] scene.
  41. The charcoal drawing of Kate Winslet in James Cameron's, Titanic was actually drawn by James Cameron. (NSFW) [11]
  42. In Harry Potter, Alan Rickman was the only person other than J.K. Rowling to know Snape was defending harry because he was in love with Lily Potter to make his performance genuine. (Edited for accuracy)
  43. When Edward Norton first fights Brad Pitt in Fight Club, he was asked to actually hit Pitt. Pitts reaction is genuine and Norton was trying to stop himself from laughing during the scene.
  44. Heath Ledger almost broke Jake Gyllenhaal's nose by grabbing his head and kissing him too hard in Brokeback Mountain.
  45. The scene with Jenny on the ground outside her house in Forrest Gump is similar to painting, Christina's World.
  46. The Green Goblins prototype mask in Spider-Man (2002) was going to look a lot more like the comic book version. http://imgur.com/21T1802 [12]
  47. Pixar's, UP was the first ever animated film and 3D film to open the Cannes Film Festival.
  48. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King won all 11 Academy Awards it was nominated for.
  49. Fritz Lang's, Metropolis (1927) was reportedly one of Adolf Hitler's favourite films.
  50. The Studio Ghibli film, Ponyo: On the Cliff by the Sea is actually a re-imagining of The Little Mermaid.
  51. When Harry Met Sally: Meg Ryan laughed at the Pecan Pie improv and looked at the director who told her to keep going.
  52. Peter O'Toole has been nominated for eight performance Oscars and not won any.
  53. When filming My Left Foot, Daniel Day-Lewis had to be lifted around the set and spoon fed as he would never leave his wheelchair. (Edited error)
  54. David Patrick Kelly's infamous "Warriors, come out to play" line in The Warriors (1979) was completely improvised.
  55. Sharlto Copley had not acted professionally before District 9 and had no intention of pursuing acting. (Edited error)
  56. Each frame of the CGI scenes in James Cameron's, Avatar (1/24 of a second) took an average of 47 hours to render.
  57. Spirited Away is the only non-western animated film to win an Academy Award for best animated feature.
  58. 28 Days Later was filmed on a Canon XL-1 DV camera using mini-DV tapes instead of 35mm film.
  59. The word "Nigger" is said exactly 113 times in Quentin Tarantino's, Django Unchained. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi1eJSyfHyo[13]
  60. Paranormal Activity cost $15000 to make and has grossed $210 million since.
  61. Danny Dyer has only starred in UK produced films.
  62. The 'Bong' sound/musical cue in Inception is actually the song Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien by Edith Piaf slowed down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkQ0C4qDvM[14]
  63. The floating pen in Kubricks 2001: A Space Odyssey wasn't done with CGI, but camera trickery using glass and tape.
  64. Michael Fassbender is to produce and star in an Assassin Creed movie.
  65. After a slew of drug related offences, Robert Downey Jr. was a semi-blacklisted celebrity until Kiss Kiss Bang Bang reignited his career
  66. Quentin Tarentino was originally going to use the song Wise Man by Frank Ocean in Django Unchained but chose not to.
  67. Waldo (Where's Waldo) appears in Mel Gibsons Apocalypto at 01:31:34, lying on the pile of dead bodies. http://imgur.com/rBq9Whg [15]
  68. Hasbro denied Pixar the use of GI Joe in Toy Story when found that the GI Joe doll was going to be blown up by Sid.
  69. C.S. Lewis reviewed The Hobbit in 1937 saying, " The Hobbit may well prove a classic."
  70. The Shawshank Redemption, #1 on imdb was the 51st highest grossing film in 94', way behind Street Fighter (1994).
  71. Orson Welles (Citizen Kane) voiced Unicron in The Transformers Movie (1986), his penultimate film role.
  72. Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad) played a minor role in Spielbergs 1998, Saving Private Ryan. (Edited for accuracy)
  73. Bender from Futurama was named after John Bender from The Breakfast Club.
  74. Ron Jeremy, the pornstar is an extra in Ghostbusters.
  75. Peter Ostrum, Charlie from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, never acted in another movie after that and is now a veterinarian.
  76. On the set of one of the Pirates of the Carribbean films, Johnny Depp spent £40,000 on 500 coats for the cast and crew.
  77. On the set of 1982's The Thing, the whole cast and crew was male.
  78. On the first day of filming the exorcism sequence in The Exorcist , Linda Blair’s delivery of her foul-mouthed dialogue so disturbed the gentlemanly Max von Sydow that he forgot his lines.
  79. In Iron Man/Avengers, J.A.R.V.I.S is an acronym for "Just A Rather Very Intelligent System."
  80. In 2002, Steven Spielberg finally finished college after a 33-year hiatus. He turned in Schindler's List for his student film requirement.
  81. In Saving Private Ryan, all of the main cast were given basic military training except Matt Damon, in the hope that the cast would build a resentment towards him necessary for the role.
  82. The Soviets made a version of The Hobbit movie in 1985 and it is available on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl7w2Z0vGpA[16] 



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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Working Perspective

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village.
An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
"Not very long," answered the Mexican.
"But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.
The American asked, "But what do you do with all your time?"
"I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs...I have a full life."
The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!
You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat. With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant."
"You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge enterprise."
"How long would that take?" asked the Mexican.
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the American.
"And after that?"
"Afterwards? That's when it gets really interesting," answered the American, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start selling stock and make millions!"
"Millions? Really? And after that?"
"After that -- and this is the best part -- you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, catch a few fish, take a siesta, and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends!"


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Traffic Cams record a 50 car pile up in Wisconsin

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What Makeup Can Do

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Teen Mom Canceled






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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

House of Cards Season 2 Announced


House of Cards will return for season 2 on February 14, 2014.  If you haven't watched season 1 yet you are missing out.  Quality shit.

The Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place.

The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

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Link List 12-10-13

The True Size of Africa - Picture

Mike Tyson Says Pet Tigers Fart Too Much

Ron Burgundy Scotch To Launch

Trashing a Truck

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The best part is all the airbags deploying, tire popping, and turning this $56k truck into a Carfax wet dream.
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The best part is all the airbags deploying, tire popping, and turning this $56k truck into a Carfax wet dream.


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The 2014 Ford Lineup



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