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Friday, January 31, 2014
World's Heaviest Fish
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Thursday, January 30, 2014
Happy Birthday Little Brother
Haha. I thought it would be appropriate for Bob Ross to wish you a Happy Birthday!
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Monday, January 27, 2014
Sunday, January 26, 2014
The Rare Turkish Black Rose
These roses, which appear perfectly black to the naked eye, are said to grow only in small quantities and only in the tiny village of Halfeti, Turkey. The unique soil conditions and pH levels of groundwater in the area – which seeps in from the Euphrates – create the deep crimson red color of the rose, which is, for all intents and purposes, solid black unless inspected very closely.
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Saturday, January 25, 2014
Friar Florists
A group of friars opened a florist shop to help with their belfry payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the Men of God, so their
business flourished.
Friday, January 24, 2014
The Blind Wal-Mart Clerk
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing
dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes.
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please. "
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call Is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
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She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes.
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please. "
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call Is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
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There is an app that lets you easily track your representative in Congress, their votes, and recent bills
Here is a link: http://congress.sunlightfoundation.com/
The Sunlight Foundation is a non-profit, non-partisan organization aimed at increasing accountability and transparency for US Congress. It lets you find your representative, tells you how to contact them, how they voted on legislation, and upcoming bills. It is a great way to know when you need to call up your representative's office and speak your mind.
State level iPhone app link: https://itunes.apple.com/app/open-states/id500672932?mt=8
Here is a link to the foundations "tools" page: https://sunlightfoundation.com/tools/. It has stuff for computer use, Android phones, and iPhones.
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The Sunlight Foundation is a non-profit, non-partisan organization aimed at increasing accountability and transparency for US Congress. It lets you find your representative, tells you how to contact them, how they voted on legislation, and upcoming bills. It is a great way to know when you need to call up your representative's office and speak your mind.
State level iPhone app link: https://itunes.apple.com/app/open-states/id500672932?mt=8
Here is a link to the foundations "tools" page: https://sunlightfoundation.com/tools/. It has stuff for computer use, Android phones, and iPhones.
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Thursday, January 23, 2014
Isle of Pines, New Caledonia
New Caledonia is a special collectivity of
France located in the southwest Pacific Ocean, 1,210 kilometres east of
Australia and 16,136 kilometres east of Metropolitan France. Wikipedia
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Federal judge rules that a downloader's IP address is not proof of identity
Advisory panel says NSA surveillance program should be ended
‘Goodfellas’ Suspects Arrested 35 Years After JFK Heist
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