Friday, January 31, 2014

World's Heaviest Fish

It is the heaviest bony fish in the world, known by the scientific name mola mola, which belongs to the family molidae, but also one of the strangest fish of the ocean, because of their shape. The weight reaches more than 1,000 pounds, while the flattened shape and weird fins cause a scary picture. It is known as sunfish ocean because of the habit of lying on the water surface…”


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Link List 1-31-14

If you use Yahoo, you should change your password.  They had another security breach.


Brain Surgeon Walks 6 Miles Through Storm to Save a Patient


Millionaire trades wife in for younger version, asks ex-wife to stay on as the housekeeper

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A Million Ways To Die In The West - Trailer




In theaters May 30



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Gliding


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24 Minutes of People Damaging Themselves



How to properly put on a swim cap


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Sunday, January 26, 2014

Leaving the car wash



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The Rare Turkish Black Rose


These roses, which appear perfectly black to the naked eye, are said to grow only in small quantities and only in the tiny village of Halfeti, Turkey. The unique soil conditions and pH levels of groundwater in the area – which seeps in from the Euphrates – create the deep crimson red color of the rose, which is, for all intents and purposes, solid black unless inspected very closely.

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500 Epic Fails




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Saturday, January 25, 2014

Following Directions



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Fake Engagement Rings



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Friar Florists

A group of friars opened a florist shop to help with their belfry payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the Men of God, so their business flourished.

A rival florist became upset that his business was suffering because people felt compelled to buy from the Friars, so he asked the Friars to cut back hours or close down. The Friars refused. The florist went to them and begged that they shut down. Again, they refused.

Therefore, the florist hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest meanest thug in town. He went to the Friars' shop, beat them up, destroyed their flowers, trashed their shop, and said that if they did not close, he would be back. Well, very terrified, the Friars closed up shop and hid in their rooms.

This proved that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.


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How much it too much gas when lighting a bonfire you ask?? Here, I will show you



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Quick Exit



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More NFL Bad Lip Reading




Previously posted: Bad Lip Reading: Rick Perry


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Friday, January 24, 2014

Elderly couple does not see the bear on their porch





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The Blind Wal-Mart Clerk

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes.

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please. "

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call Is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."


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There is an app that lets you easily track your representative in Congress, their votes, and recent bills

Here is a link: http://congress.sunlightfoundation.com/ 

The Sunlight Foundation is a non-profit, non-partisan organization aimed at increasing accountability and transparency for US Congress. It lets you find your representative, tells you how to contact them, how they voted on legislation, and upcoming bills. It is a great way to know when you need to call up your representative's office and speak your mind.

State level iPhone app link: https://itunes.apple.com/app/open-states/id500672932?mt=8 

Here is a link to the foundations "tools" page: https://sunlightfoundation.com/tools/. It has stuff for computer use, Android phones, and iPhones.


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Cost of medical care in the US



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Accurate Celebrity Equations



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Tumblr Gets Deep





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Thursday, January 23, 2014

Isle of Pines, New Caledonia



New Caledonia is a special collectivity of France located in the southwest Pacific Ocean, 1,210 kilometres east of Australia and 16,136 kilometres east of Metropolitan France. Wikipedia

You have to sing it out loud

 



Snow melts and flash freezes into an icy downhill river

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Blind man walks into a bar

So a blind man walks into a bar.

The blind man sits down, thinking he'd break the ice with the bartender by asking "Wanna hear a blond joke?"

In a hushed voice, a man beside him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know our bartender IS blonde, or bouncer is blond, I'm a 6'4" black belt, the man sitting on the other side of me is 6'2, 250lbs, and a rugby player. The guy sitting next to you is pushing 300, 6'6, and he's a wrestler. We're ALL blond. So you think about it mister, do you really wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man sat for a second, thinking over the odds and then replied "No, not if I have to explain it five times."

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New Peta Ad






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Link List 1-23-14

Know Your Rights:  Your rights as an American citizen if you get pulled over by the police


Man doubles offer to $1 billion to any man who will marry his lesbian daughter

 

Federal judge rules that a downloader's IP address is not proof of identity


Advisory panel says NSA surveillance program should be ended

 

‘Goodfellas’ Suspects Arrested 35 Years After JFK Heist

 

The 10 Greatest Farts in Live TV

Becuase your day is not complete until you watch this




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Breaking News: Justin Bieber Arrested

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Hold Still




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Giving Up: The Audiobook




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The Wave



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