Monday, March 31, 2014

Backwards Bowling

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Trippy

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Roger Whittaker - Finnish Whistler





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April Fools' Day is coming


This will prevent your roommate's soap from lathering


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2 Sharks

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. The father added, "First, we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."

And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."

And they did.

"Now we eat everybody."

And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the shit out of them first!"


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Heart Warming Animal Stories

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Just the way it is

This is a repost, but I don't care.  It's funny.


Link List 3-31-14

New Netflix Streaming Additions for April 1, 2014 - Some notables:  Braveheart, Click, Coneheads, The Fifth Element, Mean Girls, and The Yards.  Here is a list of titles that are expiring from Netflix.


 

10 Outrageous Movie Theories You Didn't See Coming

 

Texas Instruments has helped develop a portable food scanner that can instantly show you the calories, ingredients, allergens and chemicals in your food and drinks

Whales Versus Whaling Ship

One day a male and a female whale are swimming along, when the male whale sees the whaling ship that killed his mother.

He turns to the female whale, and says "I have a plan. Lets both take a huge breath of air, swim under that whaling ship, expel all our breath, and see if we can sink it."

The female says okay, and they proceed with his plan, and sure enough the whaling ship sinks. But as the whales are swimming away, the male sees the sailors from the ship swimming away, he turns to the female and says "Quick, lets swim over there and eat those sailors."

The female whale turns to him and says "Hey now, wait a minute, I was okay with the blow job, but there is no way I'm swallowing any seamen."


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It's Monday Again






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Saturday, March 29, 2014

Best Fails of the 4th Week of March



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Stabalized gif of Japan Earthquake

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This is a large gif so it takes some time to load.  If you look closely you can see the realization on everyone's face.  LA had a fairly good sized earthquake last night.  It's all over the news.  5.1 Earthquake:  More Than 100 Aftershocks, Scattered Damage.  This is your reminder to have an emergency kit.  Water, food, first-aid supplies, cash, and glow sticks should all be included with whatever else you think you would need.  They said there was a 5% chance this was a foreshock.  I guess we will know in the next couple of days.  Be safe people, be prepared. 

Oopie

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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Glowing minerals in a cave in China

The minerals are totally harmless, the are just phosphorescent under UV light. There is actually a retired mine in NJ that you can take tours in and they will show you stuff like this. It's actually a very neat tour and if you're in the area I recommend you check it out. They'll even let you take some glowing rocks home, all you need is a UV light.
http://sterlinghillminingmuseum.org/whatshere/underground.php


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Almost

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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Nothing like having to jump in the water to save yourself from a fish



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1964 Earthquake


Malaysian bag snatching epic fail

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Kick his ass Seabass

How not to throw a sucker punch

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What NOT to do when you see an elephant

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Should not have used carpet on stage...

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Link List 3-19-14

What Every State Does The Worst

 

Bill Gates: People Don't Realize How Many Jobs Will Soon Be Replaced By Software Bots

 

This Car Reviewer Really Hates This Car 

 

Here are a list of titles being removed from Netflix on 4/1:

American Gigolo, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Nell, Mommie Dearest, Dead Again, Escape from Alcatraz; Resident Evil: Apocalypse; The Truman Show, The Hunt For Red October, Staying Alive and more. (via)  

 

 



 

 

Life is hard

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Ready, Set, Umph

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