Friday, July 31, 2015

25 Things You Didn't Know About Dreams


A crazy French offroad vehicle called "Spider Car"

I want...


Beasts of No Nation - Teaser Trailer - A Netflix Original Film

Beasts of No Nation, A Netflix Original Film. When civil war tears his family apart, a young West African boy is forced to join a unit of mercenary fighters and transform into a child soldier.

Releases October 16, 2015

Who did this?


New Game


Sunday, July 26, 2015

Firing in ultra slow motion


"Day Man" from IASIP, performed by Japanese kindergarteners


Almost a Darwin Award


Film Breakdown | GoodFellas


Traffic Jam

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.

Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.

Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."


Great Dane running 30 mph


Who said it: Donald Trump or Frank Reynolds?

One is an inexplicably wealthy self-obsessed racist with the moral compass of a meth-addled 2-year-old, and the other is a character played by Danny DeVito.
  1. “There’s nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who’s smart and attractive.”


  2. “All the women flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”


  3. “When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo?”


  4. “Nobody’s eating anybody’s babies.”


  5. “A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.”


  6. “Laziness is a trait in the blacks.”


  7. “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.”


  8. “A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.”


  9. “Tiny children are not horses.”


  10. “People are tired of these nice people.”


  11. “That’s the bad Korea.”


  12. “Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people.”


  13. “The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”


  14. “I’ll tell you, it’s big business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s big business. Or two words: big business.”


  15. “Two dudes getting married… That doesn’t seem very gay.”


  16. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”


  17. “I got my Magnum condoms, I got my wad of 100s… I’m ready to plow.”


  18. “It’s not your fault, sweetie. You’re just not pretty enough.”


  19. “Well, somebody’s doing the raping! Who’s doing the raping? Who’s doing the raping?”


  20. “Did you notice that baby was crying and I didn’t get angry? Not once. Did you notice that? That baby was driving me crazy.”


  21. “In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.”


  22. “Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make.”


  23. “If life pushes you down, you’ve got to push back.”


  24. “One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”


  25. “Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”


  26. “It’s all about image and marketing. There are no bands out there with any musical ability.”


  27. “I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present.”


  28. “The point is that you can’t be too greedy.”


  29. “Animals should be food, rugs, and trophies.”


  30. “The 1990s sure aren’t like the 1980s.”


  31. “I saw a report yesterday. There’s so much oil, all over the world, they don’t know where to dump it. And Saudi Arabia says, ‘Oh, there’s too much oil.’ Do you think they’re our friends? They’re not our friends.”


  32. “I don’t know how many years I got left on this earth. I’m gonna get real weird with it.”




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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

4 Moods


5 Rules of Life


New Spectre Trailer

In theaters November 6th. Can't wait. 

The Bet

A Texan walks into an Irish pub and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.

He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.

Ten minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 10 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."


Well, time to move on