Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Quiet Snow


David Fincher - And the Other Way is Wrong

Certainly, Fincher is my favorite director.  This is an excellent explanation of his style.


Real Life Terror


Funny Astrialian Tourism Website Answers To Stupid Questions

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An Anamation of Our Solor System


Sunday, September 27, 2015

A list of things you could be put in an insane asylum for in the 1800's


Top 10 Evil Serial Killers Who Were Never Caught


The FBI stats on active serial killers in the US:

John Douglas, a former chief of the FBI's Elite Serial Crime Unit and author of "Mind Hunter," says, "A very conservative estimate is that there are between 35 and 50 active serial killers in the United States" at any given time. Often, Douglas told me, they will, "kill two to three victims and then have a 'cooling-off' period between kills." That period can be days and in some cases (such as the BTK Strangler, Dennis Rader, convicted of killing 10 people from 1974 to 1991) even years."
But others who study serial killers (defined as someone who kills three or more people) think there are many more of these demented predators out there than the FBI admits to — maybe as many as a hundred of them actively operating right now.


This is Money


Sunday, September 20, 2015

Some Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out man


And God said unto John, "Come forth and yee shall have eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.


There's a boy named Bonnie. He's made fun of throughout high school because of his weird name, and so he's become very shy. But he has a crush on a girl and works up the courage to ask her out. She says yes, and he's so happy.

After years of dating, he works up the courage to ask her to marry him. She says yes, and he's so happy.
When their first child is born, a girl, he lets the wife name her, because he still feels so lucky and fortunate just to be with her. The wife names the baby "Love."

Love grows up and now she starts to be made fun of because of her weird name. She comes home from school one day screaming at her dad, asking why he gave her such a stupid name. He takes blame, wanting to protect his wife, and apologizes.

Love says he ruined her life. She shoots him and runs away.

Finally the wife comes home, sees Bonnie lying on the ground, screams and runs to him.
"Bonnie! What happened?!"

He becons her to come closer, and he whispers in her ear: "Shot through the heart. And you're to blame. Darling you gave Love a bad name."


A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer.

''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?''

The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?''

''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form.

''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.''

''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?''

''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer.

''Do you have any collateral?'' The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?''

The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.''

''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.''

The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.''

The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''


So a guy and his family walk into a hotel, the guy walks up to the front desk and says to the clerk "I hope the porn is disabled."

The clerk gives the man a nasty look and says "It's regular porn you sick fuck!"


What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?



This guy is in a bar and he sees a reasonably pretty girl. He says, "If I were to give you a million dollars right now, would you have sex with me?"

She thinks about it for a moment, then responds: "You seem like an alright guy... Yes, I'd have sex with you for a million dollars."

He says, "Well, let's see what I've got here..." I dig in my pocket, then produce a quarter "Alright so what'll this get me?"

She says, "A quarter, what do you think I am!?"

"Well we already established what you are, now we're just negotiating a price!"


An Irishman moves to America. One Saturday, he goes to a local bar in his town. He sits down at the counter and orders three beers.

The bartender brings him his three beers, which the Irishman then proceeds to sip one, then the other, and then the third, until they are all finished. He then pays his fare and cheerfully goes on his way.

The Irishman comes back to the bar for the next few Saturdays, ordering three beers and sipping them in the same fashion. One Saturday, before bringing him his beers, the bartender stops the Irishman and asks, "Sir, I know you like your beers cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you finish."

The Irishman responds, "Ah, you see, I have two brothers. One back in me Irish homeland and one off in Australia. We made a vow to each other that each Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So, right now me two brothers each have three of their own beers and we're drinking together."

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and continues to serve the Irishman three beers every Saturday night. This goes on for a few months until one week the Irishman orders only two beers instead of his usual three. The bartender says to the Irishman sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to say that I'm sorry you've lost your brother."

The Irishman looks up, smiles, and replies, "Oh, he's fine. I just quit drinking."


What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.


What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job?

One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.



Amsterdam Boat Traffic

Time-lapse of boat traffic in Amsterdam during the event called "Sail."  It is held every 5 years. I want to go to there.


Glacial Melt in Greenland


World's Greatest Dad


On Raising A Child


Cover Your Eyes


Friday, September 11, 2015

Where Bodies of Water Meet

The Jialing and Yangtze Rivers meet in Chongqing, China


Alaknanda and Bhagirathi Rivers meet at Devprayag, India

Arabian Sea meets Atlantic Ocean


The Atlantic and Arctic Ocean at the Gulf of Alaska


The Rio Negro and the Rio Solimoes meet in the Amazon rainforest


The Ilz River, the Danube River and the Inn River at Passau, Germany



The Rhone and Arve Rivers meet in Geneva, Switzerland


The Drava and Dranuve River


The Green River and the Colorado River