Monday, February 29, 2016

Impressive Vertical Leap by Tiger






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Small rockslide turns into massive landslide




Some NSFW language

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7 Things You (Probably) Didn’t Know About Jurassic Park





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Top 10 Actors Who Have Never Been Nominated For An Oscar





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10 Famous Stolen Inventions





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People Are Awesome - February 2016





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George Carlin - War for Religion




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700 MPH Crash Test




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Lego Houses




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Installation Tech Needed




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Bernie and Hillary in the 60's



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Doing Nothing




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Friday, February 26, 2016

Dance like no one is watching




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Screen Printing




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Quotes on Wallpapers




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Leaving The Toilet Seat Up




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Swimming with a Mola Mola







The ocean sunfish or common mola, Mola mola, is the heaviest known bony fish in the world. It has an average adult weight between 247 and 1,000 kg (545–2,205 lb). The species is native to tropical and temperate waters around the globe. It resembles a fish head with a tail, and its main body is flattened laterally. Sunfish can be as tall as they are long when their dorsal and ventral fins are extended.
Sunfish live on a diet consisting mainly of jellyfish, but because this diet is nutritionally poor, they consume large amounts to develop and maintain their great bulk. Females of the species can produce more eggs than any other known vertebrate,[3] up to 300,000,000 at a time.[4] Sunfish fry resemble miniature pufferfish, with large pectoral fins, a tail fin, and body spines uncharacteristic of adult sunfish.

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Tom Cruise Ben Stiller Mission Impossible Parody




Russian auto dealership demolished by angry doctor



Man comes into dealership to pick up his car. Man has to wait. After 20 minutes of waiting, man is fed up and decides to get into a car and fuck up the place.



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Vendel Helmet


Vendel helmet: previking’s warrior helmet found in grave. 7th century AD, Sweden



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So Annoying



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Ted Cruz Provides Detailed Response To Moderator’s Question About Why His Face So Fucking Infuriating


HOUSTON—Responding to moderator Wolf Blitzer’s question about why voters who look at him are overwhelmed with feelings of intense aggravation and disgust, presidential candidate Ted Cruz provided a comprehensive outline during Thursday night’s GOP debate laying out exactly why his face is so fucking infuriating. “Ever since I was a child, I have had a weaselly, piece-of-shit face that you can’t help but want to hit, and that’s never changed—how many other candidates on this stage can say that?” said Cruz, adding that oftentimes when he looks in the mirror, even he wants to drive a screwdriver through his eyes so he never has to see his stupid, boxy head and waggling, doughy chin ever again.

More from The Onion

The Port of Antwerp in Belgium



The Port of Antwerp in Belgium is the second largest seaport in Europe. In one year alone the facility handles more than 71,000 vessels and 314 million tons of cargo. That weight is roughly equal to 68% of the mass of all living humans on the planet.

Cap Guns



I did have one of these.  It was awesome.  I also had a lot of caps.  I mean a lot.  I decided one day that I had to find a good way to carry my extra caps.  I found a fanny pack.  Perfect, I thought.  Young me was a problem solver.  I loaded up my fanny pack and continued my game of army with the neighborhood boys.  I was running and playing and having a grand time. Well....I didn't realize that the caps were all stuffed in my fanny pack, rubbing against each other, heating up from the sun and the friction.  Boom.  And that is how I got a powder burn on my stomach. True story.



Joel & Ethan Coen - Shot | Reverse Shot

How do you film a conversation? Most likely, you’re going to block the actors, set up the camera, and do shot/reverse shot. But where do you put the camera? What lens do you use? And how do you cut back and forth? Today, I consider the Coen brothers — Joel & Ethan — and see how these choices lend a particular feel to their version of shot/reverse shot.



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Kids News Blooper Compilation





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Candidate Pool



This is the first presidential election, since I have turned 18, that has no viable candidate. I might not be voting for president in 2016.

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Human Juggling







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Buster Keaton Gag





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Messed Up Painting

This is what a migraine feels like.  Makes me very uncomfortable.  I can't look at it for more than a second.




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The Departed - Deleted Scene

A deleted scene from the film 'The Departed' (2006), introduced by director Martin Scorsese. The scene shows Delahunt talking to Billy Costigan after getting shot, and seems to explain why he didn't tell the others about Billy being the undercover cop they've been looking for.




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Grief




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Divorce Lawyers




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Fantaistic Logo



Amazing graphic design

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Homographs - words that are spelled the same but pronounced differently




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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

10 Confusing Movie Endings Finally Explained





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Another reason to take the stairs




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How can you tell if it is good acting?

Great Answer to the question, how do you differentiate good acting from bad acting?

Answer by Marcus Geduld, Shakespearean director, computer programmer, teacher, writer:
If anyone tells you there are objective standards, they're full of crap. This is a matter of personal taste. There are trends. There are many people who loved Philip Seymour Hoffman's acting. But if you don't, you're not wrong. At worst, you're eccentric.  Read the rest here on Slate.


An example:





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Common Core Math Homework Reply By Parent




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Kneecaps Explained




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Surviving Life's Hurdles





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Winter is Trumping



 

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10 Biggest Inaccuracies in Popular Films





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Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Caught in the Act: Nasty Neighbor Fights




True Facts About Morgan Freeman





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Jiffy Lube Scam Caught on Tape




Jiffy Lube caught by a news investigation team charging people for work and not doing it.

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Watch a typical day in the life of a high school student in 1990





Wow...this takes me back. I didn't watch the whole thing, I skipped around a bit.

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Link List 2-23-16

Unpublished Photos From National Geographic - neat listing

 

A leading scientist has declared Homeopathy found to be effective for 0 out of 68 illnesses

 

David Attenborough to Narrate BBC Documentary Series ‘Planet Earth II’

 

 

How to jump over a trash can




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Blanket Octopus



Tremoctopus is a genus of pelagic cephalopods, containing four species that occupy surface to mid-waters in subtropical and tropical oceans.[1] They are commonly known as blanket octopuses, in reference to the long transparent webs that connect the dorsal and dorsolateral arms of the adult females. The other arms are much shorter and lack webbing.


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At The Brothel

A man goes to a brothel.

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

"May I help you sir?" she asked.

The man replied, "I wan to see Valerie."

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.

Perhaps you would prefer someone else" said the madam.

He replied, "No, I must see Valerie."

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.

"There are no discounts. The price is still $5000."

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again.

Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row."
"Where are you from?"

The man replied, "New Brunswick."

"Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick."

"I know." the man said.

"Your sister died, and I am her attorney."

"She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."



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Truth on The Bottle



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