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The ocean sunfish or common mola, Mola mola, is the heaviest known bony fish in the world. It has an average adult weight between 247 and 1,000 kg (545–2,205 lb). The species is native to tropical and temperate waters around the globe. It resembles a fish head with a tail, and its main body is flattened laterally. Sunfish can be as tall as they are long when their dorsal and ventral fins are extended.
Sunfish live on a diet consisting mainly of jellyfish, but because this diet is nutritionally poor, they consume large amounts to develop and maintain their great bulk. Females of the species can produce more eggs than any other known vertebrate, up to 300,000,000 at a time. Sunfish fry resemble miniature pufferfish, with large pectoral fins, a tail fin, and body spines uncharacteristic of adult sunfish.
Man comes into dealership to pick up his car. Man has to wait. After 20 minutes of waiting, man is fed up and decides to get into a car and fuck up the place.
Ted Cruz Provides Detailed Response To Moderator’s Question About Why His Face So Fucking Infuriating
HOUSTON—Responding to moderator Wolf Blitzer’s question about why voters who look at him are overwhelmed with feelings of intense aggravation and disgust, presidential candidate Ted Cruz provided a comprehensive outline during Thursday night’s GOP debate laying out exactly why his face is so fucking infuriating. “Ever since I was a child, I have had a weaselly, piece-of-shit face that you can’t help but want to hit, and that’s never changed—how many other candidates on this stage can say that?” said Cruz, adding that oftentimes when he looks in the mirror, even he wants to drive a screwdriver through his eyes so he never has to see his stupid, boxy head and waggling, doughy chin ever again.
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The Port of Antwerp in Belgium is the second largest seaport in Europe. In one year alone the facility handles more than 71,000 vessels and 314 million tons of cargo. That weight is roughly equal to 68% of the mass of all living humans on the planet.
I did have one of these. It was awesome. I also had a lot of caps. I mean a lot. I decided one day that I had to find a good way to carry my extra caps. I found a fanny pack. Perfect, I thought. Young me was a problem solver. I loaded up my fanny pack and continued my game of army with the neighborhood boys. I was running and playing and having a grand time. Well....I didn't realize that the caps were all stuffed in my fanny pack, rubbing against each other, heating up from the sun and the friction. Boom. And that is how I got a powder burn on my stomach. True story.
How do you film a conversation? Most likely, you’re going to block the actors, set up the camera, and do shot/reverse shot. But where do you put the camera? What lens do you use? And how do you cut back and forth? Today, I consider the Coen brothers — Joel & Ethan — and see how these choices lend a particular feel to their version of shot/reverse shot.
Thursday, February 25, 2016
A deleted scene from the film 'The Departed' (2006), introduced by director Martin Scorsese. The scene shows Delahunt talking to Billy Costigan after getting shot, and seems to explain why he didn't tell the others about Billy being the undercover cop they've been looking for.
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Answer by Marcus Geduld, Shakespearean director, computer programmer, teacher, writer:
If anyone tells you there are objective standards, they're full of crap. This is a matter of personal taste. There are trends. There are many people who loved Philip Seymour Hoffman's acting. But if you don't, you're not wrong. At worst, you're eccentric. Read the rest here on Slate.
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Wow...this takes me back. I didn't watch the whole thing, I skipped around a bit.
Tremoctopus is a genus of pelagic cephalopods, containing four species that occupy surface to mid-waters in subtropical and tropical oceans. They are commonly known as blanket octopuses, in reference to the long transparent webs that connect the dorsal and dorsolateral arms of the adult females. The other arms are much shorter and lack webbing.