Friday, April 29, 2016

50 Amazing Facts - Random Trivia


10 Crazy Actors Nobody Wants To Work With


How to speak with an Irish accent


Office Space Opening Scene - Traffic Problems

Now I have to watch Office Space again.


Seducing The General

A woman asked a General in the army the last time he made love to a woman, the general stood tall and said "1956 ma'am."

The woman, taken back by this answer said "1956?! That long?! Let me make your night better..." and the two sauntered away to a private room.

The woman began to strip and the two made passionate love for an hour.

The woman cuddled up to the army general afterward and said "well, you sure haven't forgotten any thing since 1956..."

The general looked at her confused and said "well I sure hope not. It's only 2130 now!"


Two Sharks Chasing a Fish


Bigar waterfall, Romania


Lost in a Hot Air Balloon

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted,

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be a technician." said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the man "how did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip with your talk."

The man below responded, "You must be in management".

"I am" replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fucking fault."


Fuck It


Something Cool


Inner Child

I know I have both


Thursday, April 28, 2016

35 Facts about Tea


April Showers


Guy trips and almost gets crushed by boat

This is why they tell you to wait until the ride comes to a complete stop.


This is why you never change a tire in the middle of the road

If your car is disabled and you are not able to get it to the side of the road, you must turn on your flashers and get off of the freeway.  Don't stay with your car!


Sign in Underwater Cave


Snowden - Official Trailer

Academy Award®-winning director Oliver Stone, who brought Platoon, Born on the Fourth of July, Wall Street and JFK to the big screen, tackles the most important and fascinating true story of the 21st century. Snowden, the politically-charged, pulse-pounding thriller starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Shailene Woodley, reveals the incredible untold personal story of Edward Snowden, the polarizing figure who exposed shocking illegal surveillance activities by the NSA and became one of the most wanted men in the world. He is considered a hero by some, and a traitor by others. No matter which you believe, the epic story of why he did it, who he left behind, and how he pulled it off makes for one of the most compelling films of the year.

In theaters  September 16th, 2016

The one time when you shouldn't trip


Dr. Congress - Amy Schumer Skit about women's healthcare

This is so funny and so important. I normally don't care much for Amy, but she nails it on the head with this skit.  Old white men have NO BUSINESS making decisions about women's healthcare.

No one is going to stand up....


FDA Approved New Drug


Danny DeVito Tweet


Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Slo-Mo Fail Compilation


Random Trivia 3457

  • Graveyards are next to churches, while cemeteries stand on their own.
  • Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman.
  • Male penguins search through piles and piles of pebbles to find the perfect one and give it to their mate. If she approves, she takes it and puts it in her nest.
  • There was a recorded kill during World War 2 with a Longbow.
  • Shaq is about the size of a blue whale's penis.
  • Between 1900 and 1920, Tug of War was an Olympic event.
  • If you look at population distribution by hemisphere, 90% of the world's population lives above the equator.
  • You can fit all the planets in our solar system between the earth and the moon.
  • The official word for "the day after tomorrow" is overmorrow.
  • Most people have an above average number of arms.
  • Children's author Shel Silverstein wrote the Johnny Cash hit "A Boy Named Sue."
  • The smell of fresh, cut grass is actually the grass sending a distress signal to nearby grass that there is danger.
  • Albert Einstein's wife co-authored some of his works. She was a skilled mathematician and physicist.  
  • Norway is closer to Canada than it is to Spain.
  • Australia is the only continent who's indigenous people never independently developed the bow and arrow.  
  • A group of butterflies is called a kaleidoscope. 
  • Babe Ruth was captain of the New York Yankees for only 5 days. He lost the title after he jumped in the stands and attacked a fan with a bat.
  • Nintendo was founded in 1889.
  • Rats can't vomit.
  • There's more trees on earth than stars in the Milky Way.
  • It would take roughly 480 bananas to die of a potassium overdose.
  • In Japan, letting a sumo wrestler make your baby cry is considered good luck.
  • The dot above the lowercase i and j is called a tittle.  
  • When the last woolly mammoth died, the Great Pyramids at Giza were 1000 years old.
  • More of the moon's surface has been mapped in detail than our ocean floor.
  • The space between your eyebrows is called a glabella.


Snow Track Tires


Scary Kangaroo Outside Window


Trying to remove a shrub by hand


Unfortunate Logo Choice


Bird with arms


Alarm clock idea


Still doesn't use her manners


Should be adapted into a screenplay


Oneanta Gorge, Oregon


Top 10 Casting Decisions of All Time


Monday, April 25, 2016