Sunday, July 31, 2016

Four Seasons in 3888 pictures


Kenneth Voting Choice


The small joys of being a kid


Clowns being scary




Black and White Weevil - by Andre de Kesel


Skiing Lessons from a Turkey



Those plastic ducks crack me up.

We drink too much


Saturday, July 30, 2016

Hacksaw Ridge - Official Trailer

Starring Andrew Garfield, Sam Worthington, Luke Bracey, Teresa Palmer, Hugo Weaving, Rachel Griffiths and Vince Vaughn. Directed by Mel Gibson. In theaters November 4, 2016

Sausage by Dior


Masterminds - Official Trailer

This looks hilarious.  Starring Zach Galifianakis, Kristen Wiig, Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis. In theaters September 30, 2016.

At the hospital...

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.

"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.

Silence took over... and the masochist says: "Meow."


Hail in Colorado Springs a few days ago


Grouping of kids


Some of the first pictures of the olympics are being posted


Friday, July 29, 2016

Link List 7-29-16

You can't turn off Cortana in the Windows 10 Anniversary Update


It's so hot in New York that manure is bursting into flames 


20 Things You Might Not Know About Ghostbusters (The Original)

Shit, I'm gonna miss my exit


Excellent Descriptive Marketing


Time Lapse of the Panama Canal


Snake Island

There are about 1-5 snakes per square meter of land.




That perfect hit on a ketchup bottle


Ron Jeremy for President


The camera really does add 10 pounds

Here’s the effect with different camera lenses.

Jim Zub via Flowing Data

The Bourne Trilogy - Honest Trailers


Thursday, July 28, 2016

Is your refrigerator running?


The blonde gets pulled over for speeding

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."


Bill Clinton on a Walk

Bill Clinton likes to go for a walk every Saturday evening.

One evening, he passed by an alley, and a prostitute yelled at him, "Fifty dollars will buy you a good time!"

He responded by saying "How's about 5 dollars?" jokingly, and kept walking.

This same thing kept happening every Saturday for a couple weeks; every time Bill passed the prostitute, she would offer him her services for fifty dollars, and he would decline and say he'd only pay five.

One evening, however, Hillary asked if she could come along on the walk with him, and Bill reluctantly agreed, nervous about what Hillary would say if the prostitute yelled at him again.

They went on the walk, and when they passed the alley, to Bill's surprise, the prostitute was silent, and they continued on their walk.

As they were about to round the corner, however, they heard the prostitute's voice from behind them,
"So that's what five dollars gets you, huh?"


The Accountant - Official Trailer

Starring Ben Affleck, Anna Kendrick, J.K. Simmons, Jon Bernthal, Jeffrey Tambor, John Lithgow and directed by Gavin O’Connor. In theaters September 23, 2016.

Netflix will be releasing new episodes of Black Mirror on October 21st

Netflix will be releasing new episodes of Black Mirror on October 21st 

One of the best and darkest science fiction shows ever created is coming back — soon. Netflix announced today that it will be releasing a new, six-episode season of Black Mirror on October 21st.

The episodes that have already aired are up and streaming.  I am not normally into sci-fi but this show is incredible.  It really makes you think about the implications of technology.  Here is the trailer from the episode White Christmas:

Watch the show.  The first episode is fucked up, and a lot of people don't like it, but it was the reason I continued watching.  It is fantastic.

A Fight For The Ages


When the dentist asked when the last time I flossed




Baa Atoll in the Maldives

Republic of Maldives is an island country in the Indian Ocean. It lies southwest of India and Sri Lanka. The chain of twenty six atolls stretches from Ihavandhippolhu Atoll in the north to the Addu Atoll in the south. The centrally located capital Malé is traditionally called the "King's Island".  wiki

39 Facts about the Middle Ages


Wednesday, July 27, 2016

New on Netflix August 2016

Not a lot of good content this month.  The consensus seems to be that Netflix is focusing on original content since most providers are creating their own streaming platforms.  With the rate hike and shitty content Netflix may be sliding in favor a bit.

The Road, No Country For Old Men, The Family Man, Zach and Miri Make a Porno, and St. Vincent are all worth watching.

August 1
The American Side (2016)
An Inconvenient Truth (2006)
APEX: The Story of the Hypercar (2016)
Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure (2011)
Big Daddy (1999)
Black Widow (1987)
Critical Condition (1987)
Deadfall (2012)
Destination: Team USA (2016)
Funny or Die Presents: Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal: The Movie (2016)
The Family Man (2000)
The Fast and the Furious (2001)
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
Final Destination 3 (2006)
From the Terrace (1960)
Holding the Man (2015) ­
How to Win the U.S. Presidency (2016)
In the Shadow of the Moon (2007)
ISIS: Women Unveiled (2016)
Masha and the Bear: Season 2 (2010)
Memoria (2015)
The Naked Prey (1966)
NCIS: Season 13 (2015)
Pay It Forward (2000)
The Real Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Roseanne Collection: Collection 3 (1995)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Sliding Doors (1998)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Teacher’s Pet (1958)
The Verdict (1982)
The Wedding Planner (2001)
What Women Want (2000)
Young@Heart (2007)
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

August 3
Beat Bugs: Season 1 ­(2016)

August 5
David Cross: Making America Great Again (2016)
Ever After High: Epic Winter (2016)
The Little Prince (2016) ­
Punk’s Dead: SLC Punk 2 (2016)
Slow TV: National Firewood Evening (2016)
Slow TV: National Firewood Morning (2016)
Slow TV: National Firewood Night (2016)
Slow TV: National Knitting Evening (2016)
Slow TV: National Knitting Morning (2016)
Slow TV: National Knitting Night (2016)
Slow TV: Northern Passage (2016)
Slow TV: Northern Railway (2016)
Slow TV: Salmon Fishing (2016)
Slow TV: The Telemark Canal (2016)
Slow TV: Train Ride Bergen to Oslo (2016)

August 6
The Confirmation (2016)

August 9 
Real Husbands of Hollywood: Season 4 (2015)
T­Rex (2015) 
St. Vincent (2014)

August 11
Flight of the Butterflies (2012)
No Country for Old Men (2007)

August 12
Ask the StoryBots: Season 1 ­(2012)
The Get Down: Part 1 ­ (2016)
Project Mc2: Season 2 (2016)

August 13
13 Cameras (2016)

August 15
Louis CK: Live at the Comedy Store (2015)

August 16
Let’s Go to Prison (2006)
Our Last Tango (2015)

August 17
The Curse of Sleeping Beauty (2016)
The Last Heist (2016)
Puffin Rock: Season 2 ­(2016)

August 19
Bottersnikes and Gumbles: Season 1 ­(2015)
Fearless: Season 1 ­(2016)
I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead ­(2003)

August 21
Maz Jobrani: I’m Not a Terrorist, But I’ve Played One on TV (2015)

August 22
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: The Seventeenth Year (2015)

August 23
Septembers of Shiraz (2015)

August 25
The Road (2009)

August 26
Blue Is the Warmest Color (2013)
Dawn of the Croods: Season 2­ (2016)
Glitter Force: Season 2 ­(2016)
Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy: We’ve Been Thinking… (2016)
Once Upon a Time: Season 5 (2015)
XOXO (2016) ­

August 27
Rams (2015)

August 29
The State of Marriage (2015)

August 31
Ku’damm 56: Season 1 (2016)




Lightning Strike Hits Pole

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Trip Catch...or catch trip


Everything Wrong With The Bourne Supremacy In 12 MInutes Or Less

The new Bourne movie comes out this weekend.  So in celebration, Cinema Sins breaks down The Bourne Supremacy.

You're Doing It Wrong - Fail Compilation


Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Snowden - Official Trailer

In theaters September 16, 2016

A dramatic time-lapse night shot of the Sand Fire north of LA


A smooth granite sphere with a diameter of 20ft


The New Cowboy in Town

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.

Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers.

When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.

He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.

"Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly.

He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"


Kramer's Pinky Toe Story - Seinfeld


Rare Lightning Sprites Caught on Camera


The Seven Sisters waterfall, Geiranger Fjord, Norway


Do Not Swallow

Enhance your diet, instead, with healthy doses of skepticism and plentiful dollops of research.



"CRUZ TALKS TRUMP" — A Bad Lip Reading of Ted Cruz


Monday, July 25, 2016

Broken Record


Card Chip Readers


Mowing The Lawn....No Matter What

You know this is to prove a point.
Or, he has an HOA


This miniature shotgun actually works


The Puffin


The brightly coloured Atlantic Puffin is well known.
However, it's less known that the iconic colours are briefly held breeding characteristics. Until they mature at about age 5 and for most of their adult life, Puffins are much duller coloured. This Puffin is begining to shed the outer layer of it's beak. The white/gray facial feathers are molting, replaced by the dark gray/black feathers of the non-breeding plumage.  


Useless Trivia