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Thursday, July 28, 2016
Bill Clinton on a Walk
Bill Clinton likes to go for a walk every Saturday evening.
One evening, he passed by an alley, and a prostitute yelled at him, "Fifty dollars will buy you a good time!"
He responded by saying "How's about 5 dollars?" jokingly, and kept walking.
This same thing kept happening every Saturday for a couple weeks; every time Bill passed the prostitute, she would offer him her services for fifty dollars, and he would decline and say he'd only pay five.
One evening, however, Hillary asked if she could come along on the walk with him, and Bill reluctantly agreed, nervous about what Hillary would say if the prostitute yelled at him again.
They went on the walk, and when they passed the alley, to Bill's surprise, the prostitute was silent, and they continued on their walk.
As they were about to round the corner, however, they heard the prostitute's voice from behind them,
"So that's what five dollars gets you, huh?"
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