Saturday, December 31, 2016

10 Smallest Countries In The World

*CORRECTION: On #7 we say Liechtenstein is between Austria and Sweden. It's actually between Austria and Switzerland.


Sheep at a Party

Proper Punctuation is Important

Beautiful Entryway into Bookstore

Medication Instructions Unclear

Duck Sandals

The Handoff

Shut Up, Charles


Hunting Decepticons

My wife found me in the kitchen naked holding a gun.

"What the hell are you doing?" she screamed, shocked at my appearance.

"Quiet woman! I'm hunting decepticons!" I whispered back harshly.

She put her hands on her hips. "You've been sleep walking again! There are no such thing as decepticons!"

I blinked, realizing how stupid I looked.

"I guess you're right! Man I must look like and idiot!" I said.

She laughed.

I laughed.

The toaster laughed.

I shot the toaster.


Laughs Microscopically


Renaissance Raspberries


2016: The Movie (Trailer)


How to get rid of unwated phone calls


Friday, December 30, 2016

Everything Wrong With Die Hard 2


10 Life-Saving Facts Everyone Should Know




Huge flock of starlings over Spain


Snow and Ice Car Crash Compilation


Former Cop Shocked After Treating Parkinson's Symptoms With Cannabis

Former police officer Larry Smith began seeing the effects of the Parkinson’s disease 20 years ago and his health has been declining ever since. After two decades of attempting a variety of treatments and seeing no substantial results, he turned to medical marijuana as a last resort.


In the videos, documentary filmmakers follow his journey and how he goes about treating his debilitating symptoms for the first time with a substance that is illegal at the federal level in the United States.

                            Go here to see the videos and read the article.

The people making the decision to keep marijuana a schedule 1 drug need to realize it helps truly sick people. We as a country need to talk to our representatives and lawmakers and educate them on the benefits.

Alexa doesn't quite understand this kid

Voice recognition software needs some tweaks. This poor kid, the look on his face, he thought he did something wrong.


Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Everything Wrong With Deadpool


Kid has a hard time with a trash can

Ride the pony they said, it will be fun


The Roommate

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face.

Totally ruined the mood.

Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye.

He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months.

Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note.

I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?


You just have to believe in yourself


Link List 12-28-16

Popular bar in Brooklyn raises drinking age to 25 because young people are 'too annoying'


 Staggering hikes as high as 5000% in prices of some prescription drugs threaten the health of Americans who can't afford vital medicines as well as the broader economic stability of households across the U.S.


Video about the guy that built a 20,000 Gallon Aquarium in His Home 


Article about when the 20,000 Gallon Aquarium Broke

How your Google searches can be used against you in court



Rare books in a controlled environment cabin at the oldest library in Istanbul - Beyazit Public Library

Go here to see more pictures and read about the library.

Beautiful Camel Shearing

Here is a video of the process if you are interested in seeing more.


Kid gets official adoption notice for Christmas

Someone is cutting onions in here...


Grandpa Bingo


Found in a bar in Munich


No Shortcuts


Washing Socks


People are Awesome - Best of 2016


2016 News Blooper Compilation - Part 2

Part one here


Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Underwater Waterfall, Mauritius

The reason for the island’s famous waterfall illusion has to do with local sand and silt deposits that flow through the area and fluctuate the color of the water so that it appears like a waterfall heading to who knows where. Read more about it here, with more pictures.

Black Forest, Germany


Everything New Coming to Netflix in January 2017 and Everything Leaving

New Stuff:

January 1
Around the World in 80 Days (2004)
After Innocence
Bee Movie
Boogie Nights
Collateral Damage
El Dorado
E.T. the Extra Terrestrial
HALO Legends
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
License to Drive
Nancy Drew
Ocean’s Twelve
Real Detective (Season 1)
Superman Returns
Superman II
Superman III
Superman IV
Superman: The Movie
The Parent Trap (1961)
The Shining
The Perfect Physique
The Rat Race (2012)
To Be A Miss
V for Vendetta
Vanilla Sky
January 3
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Season 11)
Jen Kirkman: Just Keep Livin’?
January 6
Coin Heist
Degrassi: Next Class (Season 3)
Growing Up Coy
Mar de Plastico (Season 1)
One Day at a Time (Season 1)
Tarzan and Jane (Season 1)
January 7
Alpha and Omega 7
Miss Sharon Jones
Under the Shadow
January 9
Best and Most Beautiful Things
Ratchet and Clank
January 10
As I Open My Eyes
Best Friends Whenever
Happily Married
Jim Gaffigan: Cinco
We’re Lalaloopsy (Season 1)
January 11
Disney’s Alice Through The Looking Glass
January 13
A Series of Unfortunate Events (Season 1)
Casablancas: The Man Who Loved Women
Historia de un clan (Season 1)
It Follows
The Investigator: A British Crime Story (Season 1)
January 14
Camp X-Ray
Cardboard Boxer
Estar O No Estar
January 15
A Beautiful Now
Hostage to the Devil
SeƱora Acero (Season 3)
Twisted Trunk, Big Fat Body
Wartime Portraits (Season 1)
January 16
Flash of Genius
January 17
Neal Brennan: 3 Mics
Roger Corman’s Death Race 2050
January 19
Good Kids
January 20
Frontier (Season 1)
Take the 10
Voltron: Legendary Defender (Season 2)
January 21
Bates Motel (Season 4)
Grami’s Circus Show (Season 2)
January 24
Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy
Gad Gone Wild
Hieronymus Bosch, Touched by the Devil
Kill Command
Terrace House: Aloha State (Season 1: Part 1)
January 25
Era el cielo
January 27
Home: Adventures with Tip & Oh (Season 2)
Kazoops! (Season 2)
Shadows of Truth
Sharknado: The 4th Awakens
January 28
Ripper Street (Season 4)
January 30
Swing State
January 31
Bill Burr Stand Up Special

Stuff Leaving:

January 1
30 for 30: Winning Time: Reggie Miller vs. The New York Knicks
30 for 30: No Crossover: The Trial of Allen Iverson
30 for 30: The Day the Series Stopped
30 for 30: Jordan Rides the Bus
30 for 30: Without Bias
30 for 30: Once Brothers
30 for 30: Bernie and Ernie
30 for 30: Requiem for the Big East
30 for 30: The Price of Gold
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman
The Amityville Horror
Angry Birds Toons (Season 1)
Blade II
Bring It On
Bring It On: All or Nothing
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Coming to America
Columbo (Season 1 – Season 7)
Cupcake Wars Collection: Collection Two
Chopped Collection: Collection Two
Dazed and Confused
The Fast and the Furious
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Final Destination 3
Flip or Flop (Season 1)
Fixer Upper (Season 1 – Season 2)
Ghost Town
House Hunters Collection: Collection Three
House Hunters International Collection: Collection Three
House Hunters Renovation Collection: Collection One
The Italian Job
Jake and the Never Land Pirates (Season 1 – Season 3)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit - The Thirteenth Year
Little Black Book
Little Man
Maid in Manhattan
Miracle on 34th Street
Murder, She Wrote (Season 1 - Season 12)
Nanny McPhee
The Painted Veil
Property Brothers (Season 4 – Season 5)
Saved by the Bell (Season 1 - Season 6)
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Sixteen Candles
Saving Private Ryan
The Uninvited
The Wicker Man
Vanity Fair
You Live in What? (Season 3)
Zoom: Academy for Superheroes
January 6
The Girl Who Played With Fire
The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
January 29
Stephen King's A Good Marriage

From Mental Floss here and here

Meet Dwight

Talk show throwback.


Christmas Card from a Lawyer


Baby Penguin Celebrates First Steps

This reminds me of someone. So adorable.

Inverted Car

Ice on a Trampoline


George Carlin on the Illusion of choice


Definition of Irony


Fear and Consumerism


Everyday Things You Don't Know The Purpose Of

If you wonder how things work on a daily basis you may want to know these everyday things you don't know the purpose of. From the little dial at the bottom of traffic lights to the hole in lollipop sticks and the clever cap on utility knives.


10 TV Fan Theories That Seem Plausable


Mortal Kombat - Honest Trailers


Abandoned Mobile Home


Monday, December 26, 2016

Santa Interview


Job Interview

A man goes into a job interview, and presents himself well.

The employer is shocked at how professional he is, "Wow, you have an incredible resume, and present yourself fantastically, but you seem to be missing 5 years on this part of your resume. What happened there?"

The man replied "Oh that's when I went to Yale."

The employer is even more impressed. "That's great, you're hired!"

The man is super happy and says "Yay I got a yob!


Do I look Fat?


Homework versus The Test


Stuck in Traffic #14


How to not brand a horse


Comedian Joe Lycett tells a hilarious story explaining how he got out of a parking fine

The Blue City, Morocco


Why you should check ATMs before using


Calling Tech Support - Always Reboot First

The Bitter IT Guy shows you why your IT Guys ask you to reboot first.

Burrito Geode


Yo' Mama...

  • Yo mama so fat I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas. 
  • Yo mama so fat, her last year's Christmas pic is still printing.
  • Yo mama is so fat, when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.
  • Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu. 
  • Yo mama so ugly blind people cross the street.
  • Yo mama so fat, black holes get sucked into her.  
  • Yo mama so fat, when she cut her leg she bled gravy.
  • Yo mama so fat her picture fell off the wall.  
  • Yo mama so fat that she's on both sides of the family.
  • Yo mama so fat, when she went to school she sat next to everybody.
  • Yo mama so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says "STAY OVER THERE."
  • Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV we missed all 3 Lord of the Ring movies.
  • Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains.
  • Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 80 years to live.
  • Yo mama so fat, every time she turns around the neighbors throw her a welcome back party.
  • Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang.
  • Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
  • Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job.  
  • Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed. 
  • Yo mamma jokes are low class and trashy...Like yo mamma.

more here 

Lava Meets the Ocean at Night


How To Survive a Blizzard - Epic How To


Video Test - Find Out Who You Really Are


Sitting on an Airplane

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding.

He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat.

As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed..

“I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".


Best Thing About Living with Your Parents


Amazing Dart Throw


Youtube Duet

Guy Plays Miles Davis and LCD Soundsystem Songs Over top Each other On Youtube Creating A Hidden Masterpiece.


Two Whales

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

"Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."


Tree's Christmas


Link List 12-26-16

California man fights DUI charge for driving under influence of caffeine


Microsoft Admits It “Went Too Far” with Aggressive Windows 10 Updates 


Six more radio signals from deep space deepen mystery; they were thought to be coming from neutron-star collisions, but are too regular for that.


The Lawyer Who Became DuPont’s Worst Nightmare. Rob Bilott was a corporate defense attorney for eight years. Then he took on an environmental suit that would upend his entire career — and expose a brazen, decades-long history of chemical pollution.  


Huge HD Wallpaper Dump - No watermarks

Decisions at the Pillow Factory