Monday, May 22, 2017

Home Theater Package




Bizzaro

Girl Snatched by Sea Lion



Here is the full original video:

Sea lion drags a young girl into the waters at the Steveston Fisherman's Wharf, Richmond B.C. Canada.

The girl was rescued by her family members and bystanders. Nobody was injured in the incident.



One of the oldest houses in France, built in 1491


Maison d'Adam, located in Angers, Maine-et-Loire. "It is one of the architectural testimonies of the medieval heritage still existing today, since it was built around 1491."

Read more about it here


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Enhancement Drug Commercial - SNL





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Rust being removed by laser cleaning




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Fix a Leak by Taking a Leak




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Reentry Irony




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Lemmie just do some pull ups quickly...




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Bad Gear Shift Design





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Hitchhiking



I can't tell if this is funny or it makes me mad

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Jerry Lee Lewis' Doctor Visit




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Sunday, May 21, 2017

Meaningful Work





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When you do all the work




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Oh Granny!




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Kim Jong Un Says Hi




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Animals Exercising





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A Big Muscular Guy Walks Into Walmart


A big muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter at Walmart and asks, "W-w-w-where's the e-l-l-l-lectronic's dep-p-p-partment?"

The assistant behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.

The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the e-l-l-l-lectronic's dep-p-p-partment?"

Again, the assistant doesn't answer him.

The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the e-l-l-l-lectronic's dep-p-p-partment?"

And the assistant just seems to ignore him.

Finally, the guy storms off in anger.

The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the assistant, "Why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"

The assistant answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"



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Idiot Leaving a Parking Lot


It's amazing they didn't hit anything


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Pool Formations in Royal National Park, New South Wales, Australia.




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Hello..it's me




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Saturday, May 20, 2017

Foolish Visionary



Bizzaro

Tour de Pharmacy: Official Tease (HBO)





Look at that cast list.  No way this isn't hilarious.
Starring Andy Samberg, John Cena, Daveed Diggs, Orlando Bloom, Freddie Highmore and more, premieres July 8 at 10PM on HBO.

F Is For Family | Season 2 - Official Trailer | Netflix

NSFW



Returns to Netflix May 30, 2017

Best Wedding Picture



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Stunning Macabre Porcelain China

Stunning Macabre Porcelain China by Yvonne Angioletti

Inspired by steampunk fashion, designer Yvonne Angioletti incorporates vintage and high-quality porcelain with quirky hand-drawn illustrations. Adorned in typical Victorian fashion with gold trims, floral patterns and pastel colors, such as sky blue and pink, the adorable teacups and plates create a whimsical atmosphere.

Inspired by the macabre beauty of skulls, bugs, insects and floral patterns, Angioletti stamps the dainty sets with a contrasting image to create a beautiful showpiece. The paradox between sophistication and the grim creates intriguing and unique pieces.

Kiln-fired at temperatures between 1300 and 1600 degrees Fahrenheit, each manual drawing is bonded perfectly to permanently remain on the surface, regardless of use. You can find her entire collection in her Etsy shop.










With all the political news




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Carpenter Shenanigans





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Friday, May 19, 2017

Everything Wrong With Aliens





CinemaSins

TIME Magazine's Cover Page - Next Issue




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Chinese Doctor Opens A New Clinic

A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."

Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."

Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."

Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."

Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."

Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."

Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"

Chinese: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"



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Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions

The more you ignore it, the cooler you look.




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Growing mushrooms edited to look like nuclear explosions




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The Important Question




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This cat SUCKS at drinking milk







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This is how you tow truck




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Learn and know the dangers of giving kids shoulder rides




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Instilling Sense of Awe




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Thursday, May 18, 2017

Touching an electric eel




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Arrested Development - Season 5 Announcement

‘Arrested Development’ Season 5 Is Officially Happening at Netflix

Set to launch in 2018

Original creator Mitchell Hurwitz:

 

Incredible Metamorphosis Timelapse

Dynastes Hercules Rhinoceros Beetle



The Hercules beetle (Dynastes hercules, Dynastinae) is a rhinoceros beetle native to the rainforests of Central America, South America, Lesser Antilles, and the Andes. They are large beetles, with some males reaching 17.5 cm including the horn, and a slightly iridescent coloration to their elytra, which also vary in color from beetle to beetle, and even depending on the humidity. Dynastes hercules is highly sexually dimorphic, with only males exhibiting the characteristic horn. Several subspecies have been named, though there is still some uncertainty as to the validity of the named taxa. Reports suggest the Hercules beetle is able to carry up to 850 times its body mass but actual measurements on a much smaller (and relatively stronger: see square-cube law) species of rhinoceros beetle shows a carrying capacity only up to 100 times their body mass, at which point they can barely move.

Life cycle

The larval stage of the Hercules beetle will last one to two years, with the larva growing up to 4.5 inches (11 cm) in length and weighing more than 100 grams. Much of the life of the larva is spent tunneling through rotting wood. After the larval period, transformation into a pupa, and moulting, the beetle then emerges as an adult.

Diet

The larval stage of the Hercules beetle will feed on rotting wood during this two year stage.The adult Hercules beetle feeds on fresh and rotting fruit. They have been observed feeding on peaches, pear, apple, and grapes within captivity.

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Parrot Arms




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On Appetizers




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Storm Outside




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Adulthood is hard





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Jack Be Nimble




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If Smart Watch Commercials Were Honest





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