Tuesday, January 31, 2017

The Healing Power of Crystals


Mudslide into a Lake


Fonts are Important


Shower Temperature Options


Spicer Tweet

This is real.  The Press Secretary tweeted an Onion article about himself. Again, this is real. He deleted it, but not before some people got a screenshot.

Monday, January 30, 2017

How to Wash a Goddamn Dish


In The Hospital

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"


Laughing at Bread


Traditional Pub Signs


The Resistance


Handy Diagram Showing 9-11 Attackers and Banned Citizens


Failed Marketing Ploys


Bioluminescence Defence Mechanism


Saturday, January 28, 2017

January 2017 Fail Compilation


Stupid People


Link List 1-28-17

South Dakota Legislators Seek Hasty Repeal of Ethics Law Voters Passed. In effect, they say, the state’s voters are being told that their votes don’t matter.


11 Great Moments of Foreshadowing in 'Arrested Development' - (Mental Floss)

116 Random Facts - Trivia to impress people at parties

20 Mysteries That Can't be Solved - (Cracked)



Lake Baikal Ice Cave


The Farmer in Court

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident.

In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Clyde.

"Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'" asked the lawyer?
Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

"I did not ask you for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'"

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road."

The lawyer interrupted again and said "Judge, I'm trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time the judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie."

Clyde thanked the judge and proceeded.

"Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
When the highway patrolman came on the scene he could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her and saw her near fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, 'how are you feeling?' Now what the fuck would you say?"


Planning ahead


Wednesday, January 25, 2017

25 Movies That Will Kick Ass In 2017


Inauguration Day - Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump's Inauguration


Farm Animal Fail Compilation


Link List 1-25-17

Why Trump's Staff Is Lying - Bloomberg


Human skin can now be printed out in transplant breakthrough


The Full List of the 2017 Oscar Nominees - I'm excited that 'Hell or High Water' got nominated.  Such a good flick.


25 Facts About 'Breaking Bad'


This is more relevant than ever


What's Coming to Netflix in Feburary

1 February
Ashley Madison: Sex, Lies, and Cyber Attacks (2016)
Babe (1995)
Babe: Pig in the City (1998)
Balto (1995)
Balto 2: Wolf Quest (2001)
Balto 3: Wings of Change (2004)
Contact (1997)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Disney’s Finding Dory (2016)
Eleven P.M. (1928)
From This Day Forward: A Trans Love Story (2016)
Gun Runners (2015)
Hell-Bound Train (1930)
Highly Strung (2015)
Hot Biskits (1931)
I Am Sun Mu (2016)
Invincible (2006)
Les beaux malaises: Season 1-4 (2014)
Magic Mike (2012)
Masha’s Spooky Stories: Season 1 (2012)
Mother with a Gun (2016)
Paris Is Burning (1990)
Project X (1987)
Silver Streak (1976)
The Blair Witch Project (1990)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe (2005)
The Five Heartbeats (1995)
The Furchester Hotel: Season 1-2 (2014)
The Girl from Chicago (1932)
The Longest Day (1962)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Twilight (2008)
Women in Gold

2 February
American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson (2016)
Frequency: Season 1

3 February
Daniel Sosa: Sosafado–NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Santa Clarita Diet – NETFLIX ORIGINAL

4 February
Superbad (2007)

5 February
Elvira I Will Give You My Life but I’m Using It (2014)
Los herederos (2015)

6 February
Girls Lost (2015)
Me, Myself and Her (2015)

7 February
Michael Bolton’s Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special –NETFLIX ORIGINAL

8 February
Tiempos Felices (2014)
Girl Asleep (2015)

10 February
Abstract: The Art of Design
David Brent: Life on the Road—NETFLIX ORIGINAL

11 February
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Season 2 (2016)
Stronger Than The World—NETFLIX ORIGINAL

12 February
Clouds of Sils Maria (2014)

13 February
Code: Debugging the Gender Gap (2016)
Magicians: Life in the Impossible (2016)

14 February
Girlfriend’s Day –NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Katherine Ryan: In Trouble –NETFLIX ORIGINAL
King Cobra (2016)
Project Mc 2: Part 4 –NETFLIX ORIGINAL

15 February
Aram, Aram (2015)
Before I Go to Sleep (2014)
Fire Song (2015)

16 February
Milk (2008)
Sundown (2016)

17 February
Chef’s Table: Season 3—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
DreamWorks Dragons: Race to the Edge: Season 4 –NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Kill Ratio (2016)
The Seven Deadly Sins: Season 2 –NETFLIX ORIGINAL

19 February
Girl Meets World: Season 3 (2016)
Growing Up Wild (2016)
Tini: El Gran Cambio De Violetta (2016)
When Calls the Heart: Season 3 (2016)

23 February
Sausage Party (2016)

24 February
I Don’t Feel At Home In This World Anymore –NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Legend Quest: Season 1 –NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Ultimate Beastmaster—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Ultimate Beastmaster Mexico—NETFLIX ORIGINAL
VeggieTales in the City: Season 1—NETFLIX ORIGINAL

26 February
Night Will Fall (2016)

27 February
Brazilian Western (2013)

28 February
Be Here Now (2015)


I'll just hop over this real quick...


Garbage In, Garbage Out


Maybe someday...




Earth Breathing

Video filmed by Brian Nuttall on October 31, 2015 in Nova Scotia shows the Earth “breathing.”