Tuesday, February 28, 2017

10 Huge Events Completely Overshadowed By Other Events

I don't agree with the TV show premiere of Doctor Who being overshadowed by JFK's death, but whatever.



WatchMojo

If Children's Cereal Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads





Cracked

10 Dark Secrets of the KGB





AllTime10s

Job Description



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Attempting to park....but failing

This is super infuriating to watch.  I have a hard time watching videos where someone can't park, or drive. If you want to skip to the part where pedal confusion kicks in you can go to 1m 45sec to see the crashy ending to this debacle.




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If Chickens Wore Pants

So I find this here:



And I remember I can answer this question:



Friday, February 24, 2017

What's Coming to Netflix March 2017

Netflix:


MARCH 1

Angry Birds: Season 2 (2013)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Chicago (2002)
Deep Run (2015)
Dirt Every Day: Season 1 (2013)
Epic Drives: Season 2 (2015)
Friday After Next (2002)
Head 2 Head: Season 2 (2013)
Hot Rod Unlimited: Season 1 (2013)
Ignition: Season 1 (2013)
Impossible Dreamers (2017)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Kate and Mim-Mim: Season 2 (2015)
Know Your Enemy – Japan (1945)
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Let There Be Light (1946)
Memento (2000)
Midnight in Paris (2011)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Nazi Concentration Camps (1945)
Roadkill: Season 2 (2013)
Rolling Stones: Crossfire Hurricane (2012)
San Pietro (1945)
Singing with Angels (2016)
Sustainable (2016)
Slums of Beverly Hills (1998)
The Craft (1996)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny (2006)
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
The Memphis Belle: A Story of a Flying Fortress (1944)
The Negro Soldier (1944)
Thunderbolt (1947)
Tunisian Victory (1944)

MARCH 3
Greenleaf: Season 1 (2016)

MARCH 4

Safe Haven (2013)

MARCH 5
Señora Acero: Season 3 (2016)

MARCH 7

Amy Schumer: The Leather Special

MARCH 8

Hands of Stone (2016)
The Waterboy (1998)

MARCH 9
Thithi (2015)

MARCH 10
Buddy Thunderstruck: Season 1
Burning Sands
Love: Season 2
One More Time: Season 1
The Boss’ Daughter (2016)

MARCH 13
Must Love Dogs (2005)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)

MARCH 14
Disney’s Pete’s Dragon (2016)
Jim Norton: Mouthful of Shame

MARCH 15
Disney’s The BFG (2016)
Notes on Blindness (2016)

MARCH 16
Beau Sejour: Season 1
Coraline (2009)

MARCH 17
Deidra & Laney Rob a Train
Julie’s Greenroom: Season 1
Marvel’s Iron Fist: Season 1
Naledi: A Baby Elephant’s Tale (2016)
Pandora
Samurai Gourmet: Season 1

MARCH 18
Come and Find Me (2016)
The Vampire Diaries: Season 8 (2016)

MARCH 20

El Reemplazante: Season 1-2 (2012)

MARCH 21

Ali & Nino (2016)
Another Forever (2016)
Evolution (2015)
Fire at the Sea (Fuocoammare) (2016)

MARCH 23
How to Get Away with Murder: Season 3 (2016)
Welcome to New York (2015)

MARCH 24
Bottersnikes & Gumbles: Season 2
Déjà Vu (2006)
Felipe Neto: My Life Makes No Sense—
Grace and Frankie: Season 3
Ingobernable: Season 1
Spider (2007)
The Square (2008)
The Most Hated Woman in America—NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

MARCH 25

The Student Body (2017)
USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage (2016)

MARCH 26

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

MARCH 27
Better Call Saul: Season 2

MARCH 28
Archer: Season 7 (2016)
Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

MARCH 30
Life in Pieces: Season 1 (2015)

MARCH 31

13 Reasons Why: Season 1
Bordertown: Season 1
Cooper Barrett’s Guide to Surviving Life: Season 1 (2016)
Dinotrux: Season 4
FirstBorn (2016)
Five Came Back
GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (2012) Rosewood: Season 1
The Carmichael Show: Season 1-2
The Discovery
Trailer Park Boys: Season 11

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Eight Percent Chance





Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) is an excellent movie.  It was written by Shane Black, he also wrote The Nice Guys, The Lethal Weapon movies, and The Long Kiss Goodnight (an overlooked gem in my opinion). Good sardonic sense of humor and skilled at writing action movies with a plot.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Everything Wrong With The Accountant

If you cross Good Will Hunting with the Bourne movies, you'd probably get something cool, but these people came up with The Accountant. A movie that is right on the border between really good and really average.



CinemaSins

Honest Trailers - The Oscars (2017)





ScreenJunkies

Truck Almost Crashes...







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Just a Wombat




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System Of A Down - Chop Suey | Ten Second Songs 20 Style Cover





TenSecondSongs

Massive unpolished black opal



Pulled directly from a mine in outback South Australia.



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Meth "Energy Drinks" Manufacturing



In a tree fort, wearing a diaper, making meth energy drinks is a personal goal of mine. 




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Trump Clothing Endorsements




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The Untold Truth Of Game Of Thrones

In 2016, more than 23 million people watched each episode of Game of Thrones, eager to find out which intricate plots would unfold onscreen. But did you know some of the most interesting storylines actually take place behind the scenes? Let's take a closer, spoiler-filled look at the untold truth of Game of Thrones...




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Sunday, February 19, 2017

Tiny Trump

This meme has been spreading for a few days. People have been having a lot of fun with it. Here are some of the best that I have found:






Bike Riders not Knowing Green from Red




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Carved Hobo Nickels


Wiki here if you want to read about them

Woman Riding an Ostrich


c. 1907-1917


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Interview with a Farmer

A farmer is being interviewed about his cows.

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine



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Selling Stuff on Craigslist




I love this. So true

Henry Rollins: Ask Yourself What Side of History You Want to Be On


Henry Rollins: Ask Yourself What Side of History You Want to Be on


KellCon, my alt-fact queen, brilliantly mangled a real event in history, reinvented it as contemporary American bullshit, and tossed it in our laps. Thanks to her, the gates of the imagination have been torn from their hinges and tossed aside forever. You, the citizen, are now a gamer in the new virtual landscape of this country. The controls are in your hands and the future is as you see it. Hey, if the president and his cabinet are making it up as they go, seemingly untethered by the constraints of truth, logic and an operational moral compass, what’s to stop you from getting in on the action?

It must be fun being in comrade Trump’s inner circle. They make governing look easy! You form a list of all the things you want to do, bust some executive orders, turn the rhetoric up to 11 and stomp on the distortion pedal. If anyone gets in your way — media, so-called judges, SNL cast members — you just remind everyone once more that Secretary Clinton lost, call them “cupcake” and keep on smiling.

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Goofing Off at Work




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