Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Mosquito finding a blood vessel

This makes a mosquito bite much more terrifying.


Funny Headlines






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Get your merchandise!




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Perfectly Natural




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Progressive




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Is it....looks like


could be shopped...could be real...





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Catwoman - Honest Trailers





ScreenJunkies

Monday, May 29, 2017

Looks totally safe




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Weird noise on the roof? Let's check it out




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Standing on the edge of a boiling lava pool




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Cherry Blossom Trees in Germany





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David Fincher - Invisible Details

A look at the hidden visual effects work of David Fincher's filmography.


I Said: Don't Tred




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Sponsers



A man goes to see the pope.

"Your Holiness. I work for KFC, and we'll offer you ten million dollars to change the reading of the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to ' Give us this day our daily chicken.'"

The pope is aghast! "I can't just go changing God's word for money!"

The man comes back the next day: "Fifty million! Now, think of all the good the church could do with all that money, Your Holiness!"

The pope in unimpressed: "Look, I told you. I just can't do it. I'm sorry."

The guy is back a week later: "Final offer- $500 million. Take it or leave it."

The next day, the pope calls all the leaders of the church together: "Boys, I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is we've raised $500 million dollars for Catholic Charities."

The room erupts! Everybody is so happy!

The pope waits for the room to settle down.

"And now for the bad news: We lost the Wonder Bread account."



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Logan Lucky | Official Trailer





I'm so excited for this movie! 

In theaters August 18, 2017

Starring: Daniel Craig, Channing Tatum, Seth McFarlane, Katie Holmes, and Hillary Swank.

Ultimate Taxidermy Truck



This looks like what a Disney villain would drive.




Morgan and Morgan Morgan Morgan






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G7 Summit 2017




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Every Damn Night




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Getting To Know You Questions




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Haddaway - What Is Love (Animal Cover)





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Sunday, May 28, 2017

Life after death?




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Clever Name




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Link List 5-28-17

Chipotle says ‘most’ of its restaurants were infected with credit card stealing malware - The company refuses to upgrade to chip credit card readers. Identity theft and security breaches are common place these days. I fear this trend will only get worse. Protect yourself and your money. 


Hollywood is running out of hit ’80s movies to reboot - This annoying tend needs to stop. I take solace in the fact that "Back To The Future" cannot be remade due to a contract with Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale.

 

Lack of sleep makes your brain start eating itself 

 

A third of the nation's honeybee colonies died last year - This is scary. Honeybees are responsible for a lot of the food we depend on to live.

 

Rotten Meat Truck Spills Over In Montreal While People Throw Up All Over The Place - Actual headline. Not an Onion article.

 

Under Trumpcare, Having a High Fever Once Is a Pre-Existing Condition - If you think that you are healthy and the GOP healthcare reconstruction won't effect you, take a closer look at the fine print.

 

 

Hooked on Phonics Worked for Me!




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Again, direct examples of why we need robust public education.

Apt Names for Devices




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Gregg Allman | Midnight Rider





R.I.P. Gregg Allman

What's The Problem?




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Spring is The Best




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Anxiety Holding You Back





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'Tis but a scratch




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"Smart people learn..."






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Saturday, May 27, 2017

Archer and Chekov's Gun Explained




Giant Clams at Low Tide






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English Words on an Asian Shirt


And here we can see the natural progression of a stroke, manifested in text.


More Trump Hypocracy




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Why "Tock-Tick" Doesn't Sound Right




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Jupiter's South Pole as seen by Juno


Those swirls are 1000km sized storms. Read more about it here: A Whole New Jupiter


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Seeking Immortality



A monk was determined to seek immortality.

But after months, years, decades of training, he still failed. seeking after wisdom and enlightenment, he went to his teacher and said "Master, how must I achieve the secret of immortality?"

"Have you seen the warm glow of the sun slowly creep behind the majestic mountains?" the master asked.

"Yes, my teacher."

"Have you travelled to the highest of the peaks and admired the blazing beauty of the snow?"

"Yes."

"Have you gazed at the endless stars in awe for an entire night?"

"Yes."

"That's the problem. You keep watching that shit instead of training."




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If Browsers Were Cars




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Angry Pedestrian Instant Justice




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Friday, May 26, 2017

Arrival — Examining an Adaptation

Examining how Arrival was adapted from the short story it was based on, how clever editing kept the focus on the protagonist, and why good science fiction is really a study of humanity.



Lessons from the Screenplay

Greg Gianforte, Trump and the First Amendment: A Closer Look





Late Night with Seth Meyers

Pope Francis also doesn't want hold Donald's hand



This came about from this incident in case you missed it:




Ozark | Teaser Trailer | Netflix





The Byrdes, husband and wife Marty (Jason Bateman) and Wendy (Laura Linney), their teenage kids Charlotte (Sofia Hublitz) and Jonah (Skylar Gaertner) -- are for all intents and purposes an ordinary family. Ordinary save for Marty’s job: The top money launderer for the second largest drug cartel in Mexico. 

Netflix Original Series 'OZARK' coming July.

On second thought...




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Everything Wrong With Split





CinemaSins

If "Real People" Commercials Were Real Life - Burger King





ZebraCorner

Specious Reasoning




Bro, you even drift?







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Nihilistic Password Security Questions




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Thursday, May 25, 2017

Link List 5-25-17

Man captures terrifying footage of massive spider carrying mouse up a fridge - Yes, this is Australia. Yes, I watched the video. Yes, it was terrifying. 


Ebay accused of failing its sellers as fraudulent buyers manipulate the system - Scams are rampant on Ebay. 


The Onion: Exclusive look at Presidential Briefings

 

These guys check into the cheapest and most disgusting hotel rooms in the US and examine them head to toe. - Interesting, albeit, disgusting video series.

 

7 Unexpected Side Effects of  Trump in The White House

Shimmer Lake | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix





Well, this looks fantastic. 

An inventive crime thriller told backwards -- reversing day by day through a week -- following a local sheriff's quest to unlock the mystery of three small town criminals and a bank heist gone wrong. 

Available on Netflix June 9, 2017

Game of Thrones | Season 7 | Official Trailer






Too Much




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Summer Lovin'




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Accidently Liking Something



Adamtots

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Best Movie Shots of All Time - Pt. 3

For their third installment (Part 1 and Part 2 here) of the best movie shots ever, CineFix is taking the people out of it. It's time to look at some of the best character-less shots of all time and how great filmmakers squeeze a little extra out of their establishing, insert and cutaway shots.



Everything Wrong With Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides





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Hypocrisy of the Religious Right




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Former CIA Director Brennan: “With every last ounce of devotion to this country, resist”

Former CIA Director Brennan: “With every last ounce of devotion to this country, resist”

HECK: I now pose it to you, sir. Not for my sake, but for America’s sake. As someone who has devoted your entire life to public service, in your own words, please tell my constituents, my neighbors, why they should care. Not just here in Washington, D.C., but in Washington state, and Texas, and Connecticut and points in between. Why should they care? Why do you care, sir?

BRENNAN: Because for the last 241 years, this nation and its citizens have cherished the freedom and liberty that this country was founded upon. Many, many Americans — brave Americans over the years — have lost their lives to be able to protect that freedom and liberty.
They’ve lost their lives also to protect the freedom and liberties of other countries and other peoples around the world. Our ability to choose our elected leaders as we see fit is, I believe, an inalienable right that we must protect with all of our resources and all of our authority and power.
And the fact that the Russians tried to influence that election so that the will of the American people was not going to be realized by that election, I find outrageous and something that we need to, with every last ounce of devotion to this country, resist. And to try to act to prevent further instances of that.
And so, therefore, I believe that this is something that’s critically important to every American. Certainly it’s very important to me, for my children and grandchildren, to make sure that never again will a foreign country try to influence and interfere in the foundation stone of this country, which is electing our democratic leaders.

 

Dear Rich People




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The USA is in Trouble








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