Friday, June 30, 2017

Everything Wrong With Despicable Me 2





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If Credit Card Commercials were Real Life





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How Many Fingers?




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Death Note | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix





Available August 25th, 2017

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Ticked Off Vic: Parking Right Here






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Rick and Morty | Season 3 | Trailer and Release Date




Yeah! FINALLY! Rick and Morty return to Adult Swim on July 30th, 2017.

Happy 4Th of July (Weekend)!





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Working Conditions




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Driving Etiquette









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Thursday, June 29, 2017

Everything Wrong With Despicable Me






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Golf Cart Launch

One of the few times I approve the use of slow-mo


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Googly Eyes: Necessary Addition to Improve Anything




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Kayaking through Bioluminescent Plankton



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John Wick 2's Stunt Coordinator Breaks Down the Opening Car Chase

John Wick: Chapter 2 is a fantastic film. I'm glad they will be making more movies in this series. Keanu did 90% of his own stunts in the movie and that definitely lends to the quality.



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If you haven't seen John Wick: Chapter 2, I highly recommend it. It is out on DVD now. Here is a trailer if you haven't seen it yet:




Insulted By The Movies

Super cut of insults in movies.



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Jake's Disgusting Locker Quiz








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Puts The Red IN




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Getting Directions




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Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Link List 6-28-17

'Better Call Saul' Renewed for Fourth Season at AMC - This show is fantastic! I highly recommend. 


Everything coming to Netflix, Hulu, Amazon and HBO in July

 

The Ryan's Steakhouse Incident - This story has been around the internet for a long time. It is a very funny, sad, heartwarming story about uncontrollable poop. 


Ben Affleck, Gavin O’Connor Back For ‘The Accountant’ Sequel - The first movie was ok. At least it is an original story.


15 Facts About The Movie 'Face Off'

How the vanishing liquid trick works




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Excuse me officer, did you forget something?

So Many Idiots in One Place






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This Gorilla




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Organized Crime




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Despicable Me 1 & 2 - Honest Trailers






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Lucky Helmet



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Monday, June 26, 2017

Light Balance: Dancers Light Up The Stage






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Link List 6-26-17

With cameras banned, CNN sends sketch artist to White House briefing

 

Parents have admitted mistakenly trying to feed their children dog food after a pet snack pack featuring a well-known kids cartoon was put next to chips in a supermarket

 

In 2013 a Chicago man told police who pulled him over "I'm gonna be real with you, I have a gun in my ass." The cops then found a gun in his ass.  

 

Kushner firm's $285 million Deutsche Bank loan came just before Election Day 

 

A black off-duty cop tried to help stop a crime. Another officer shot him.

The Fried Egg Jellyfish


Phacellophora camtschatica, known as the fried egg jellyfish or the egg-yolk jellyfish, is a very large jellyfish, with a bell up to 60 cm (2 ft) in diameter and 16 clusters of up to a few dozen tentacles, each up to 6 m (20 ft) long. This cool-water species can be found in many parts of the world's oceans. It feeds mostly on smaller jellyfish and other gelatinous zooplankton, which become ensnared in the tentacles.[2] Because the sting of this jellyfish is so weak, many small crustaceans, including larval crabs (Cancer gracilis) and Amphipoda, regularly ride on its bell and even steal food from its oral arms and tentacles. Wiki


Steady flow of Lava




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GOP Health Care Plan




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Saturday, June 24, 2017

Keeping Your Shoes Dry




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Joel McHale on The Kardashians




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Container Ship Stacking





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Link List 6-24-17

Sony's Denzel Washington Legal Drama Gets Title Of 'Roman Israel, Esq.' - From Director Dan Gilroy (Nightcrawler) - Also Starring Colin Farrell and Carmen Ejogo - Hollywood has been seriously lacking in legal thrillers in recent years.  I hope this changes the outlook.

 

The Senate GOP hid the meanest things very deeply in its Obamacare repeal bill. We found them

"It’s buried in changes made to the ACA’s so-called Section 1332 waivers, which are designed to allow states to try innovative approaches to healthcare, especially through their Medicaid programs. Under the ACA, states can only seek waivers under certain conditions. The 'innovative' changes can’t lead to fewer people insured, or subject them to higher out-of-pocket expenses.
The Senate bill repeals those limitations — and removes the flexibility of the Secretary of Health and Human Services to approve them. Under the measure, the secretary “must” approve a waiver request as long as it won’t increase the federal deficit. As a result, states would be able to eliminate the essential health benefits that all health plans must provide under the ACA — including hospitalization, prescription coverage, maternity care and substance abuse and mental health treatment. Since only essential health benefits are subject to the ban on lifetime and annual benefit limits, high-cost patients such as cancer victims and sufferers from chronic diseases could permanently lose their benefits early in their treatment."

Dracula's Castle Now Being Guarded By Bears 

 

According to Boston defense attorney Harvey Silverglate, you have probably committed three felonies every day by dinner.  

 

Sheep Gives Birth to an Abomination That Looks Half-Human 

 

'Spaceballs' at 30: Bill Pullman Says Crew Worried Blue Screen Would Make Them Go Blind 

 

The Monster of Florence - Hannibal Lecter was inspired by grotesque serial killings between 1974 and 1985 where seven couples were murdered while making love in parked cars in the hills of Florence, Italian. The case was never solved. 

 

Misery loves company: why Stephen King remains Hollywood's favorite author 

 

43 arrested in ObamaCare repeal protests at Capitol - watch the video here. Literally yanking and dragging the disabled out of their wheelchairs for protesting a bill that might kill them. 

 

 

 

 

 

Head Stand Fail




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Regret in the end...




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Friday, June 23, 2017

Police Blotter Fodder

These are actual police calls listed in the newspaper. People call the police for some literally crazy reasons. These people procreate and vote. Let that sink in. 






Rick and Morty - 50 Jokes & References You Missed

Rick and Morty is the best animated show currently on TV. If you aren't watching it, you are missing out. I wish they would hurry up with season 3. Wubbla lubba dub dub.



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Everything Wrong With Get Out

Get Out is one of the best horror films of the modern era, and it's from a first-time director who made his name as a sketch comedian!! But, you know how the motto goes... no movie is without sin... so... here we go...



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Top 10 Tensest Movie Moments of All Time





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Thursday, June 22, 2017

Link List 6-22-17

A sniper with Canada’s elite special forces in Iraq has shattered the world record for the longest confirmed kill shot in military history at a staggering distance of 3,450 metres.

 

 'I just don't want a poor person': Trump explains why he added billionaire Wall Street execs to his cabinet

 

Gangs of aggressive killer whales are shaking down Alaska fishing boats for their fish 

 

Stephen Hawking: it’s time to get the hell off planet Earth 

 

Student accused of making up rape allegations faces two years - 2 years seems like a low number to me.  False rape allegations can ruin someone's life. At least it is some justice.

 

Human toe stolen from Canadian bar - And not just any toe — the gnarled digit is the essential ingredient in the famous "Sourtoe Cocktail" at the Downtown Hotel.

 

 

Bees producing blue honey near an M&M factory.





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GOP Hypocrisy - Healthcare Bill




No one knows what the GOP health plan is - Even Republicans

Senate Republican leaders say they still hope to vote on a bill to repeal Obamacare before lawmakers leave town for the July 4th recess.
There's just one hiccup with that plan: Almost everyone seems to be in the dark about the legislation.
Since House Republicans passed a bill to repeal and replace Obamacare last month after much hand-wringing and drama, a "working group" of Senate Republicans have been meeting to share their preferences for a health care bill. It is now up to the Senate Budget Committee -- in consultation with key senators and leadership -- to draft the language.