Posted on Missed Connections on Craigslist:This afternoon, you pulled up Bayou Beer Garden in your kayak just to grab a cold one. You sir, are the man of my dreams. You're not the kind of guy who just throws in the towel on perfectly good day off. No! You're the kinda man that grabs the bull by the horns and carpes the shit out of the diem. Have that beer baby. You deserve it. While airbnbers cower in their shotguns, awaiting word from the national guard, you sir, glide through the streets like a gondolier in the canals of Venice; a beacon of hope and comfort during these post K times. I don't care where you may be from because you are a true New Orleanian and a real man! Your photo will go down in infamy. And when it does, remember who truly loved you first. This girl. Oh, and is that a mullet? Sexy.
Then u/falkelord posted this real men of genius in response:
Budwesier presents: Real Men of Genius
REEEEEAAAALLL MENNNN OF GENIUUSSSSSToday, we salute you, Mr. Beer-Drinking Kayak Guy
MISTER BEEEEER DRINKIN KAYAK GUY!Not content to let a little rain ruin your chances of pounding back a cold one on a hot summer day, you got in your kayak and made your way to the nearest bar.
WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED NO ROOOOOADS!Magellan circumnavigated the world in three years to chart the continents; but all of that is eclipsed by the feat of navigating the flooded streets of New Orleans in search of a beer.
I'D GET TETANUS FROM TRYIN TO SWIIIIIIM!What a time it is to be alive. So crack open an ice cold Budwesier, Mr. Beer-Drinking Kayak Guy.
MISTER BEEEEER DRINKIN KAYAK GUY!