Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Mueller Indicts Three Former Trump Officials In Russia Investigation: A Closer Look





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7 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About 28 Days Later





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1920's Slang




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Skagit Valley Tulips




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Always check the expiration date



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Ironic Prayer




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Honesty in Signage




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Thanks...




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Three arrests, more to come. Collect them all!




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I just like saying Papadopoulos




An Arquillen from Men In Black in NYC




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Innocent Little Holiday?




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Snoop Dressed Up





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Monday, October 30, 2017

At The DMV



A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'





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Link List 10-30-17

Arizona man selling ranch for $5M due to constant ‘alien attacks’

 

 DOT reminds drivers deer can't read signs - Not The Onion


Equifax Was Warned of Vulnerability Months Before Breach, and More Security News This Week

 

Shooter McGavin actor gets arrested for DUI, tells cops he was in Happy Gilmore - The mugshot is worth the click on this one

 

Woman farts during surgery, causing laser to catch fire -The Indian Express 

 

5 Murder Mysteries That Were (Almost) Too Insane To Be Real

 

5 Intriguing Details Found in The Newly Released JFK Assassination Papers


Check Out These 10 Fun Facts About The Supermarket Sweep - I posted about a week ago that they are bringing this show back. I normally don't care about such things but this was a great game show. They will probably find a way to fuck it up, but I will stay positive until it premieres.

 

Saturday vs. Sunday




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Deep Thoughts




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At The Drug Bust





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by Sparky McFarland



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Clean, Healthy Living




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Saturday, October 28, 2017

Paid for by the Satanic Temple



Apparently, this was put up near a town that still allows corporal punishment in their schools. The Satanic Temple is actually a reasonable religion. They tend to get involved when people shout freedom of religion but only allow Christianity.

The Passing



The creator of Mad Libs died this week.

His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans.

He will be deeply pooped.



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Cowboy Passes Away




A 106-year-old cowboy in Texas recently passed away.

He was asked on his last birthday earlier this year his secret to longevity.

He told them that for the past 50 years he had sprinkled a little gunpowder on his cereal each morning.

He left behind 8 children, 21 grandchildren, 32 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the crematorium.


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"Thunderous Tides"



“Thunderous Tides”Moa, a Barred Plymouth Rock and also the boss hen of my flock, is tremendous in her girth. At times she is truly large beyond imagination, and is seen here emerging from the ocean. Don’t be jealous of her thunderous thighs!

The gulls are in no danger. She is too rotund to give chase.

Corel Painter, acrylic brush.

Have a mighty need for a print?

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Exhausted Trump Supporter





BEAVER DAM, WI—In an effort to justify the recent set of executive orders the president signed earlier this week to dismantle the Affordable Care Act, exhausted Trump supporter Phil Holt reportedly just decided Friday that massive cuts to healthcare subsidies were the reason he voted as he did. “Ultimately increasing the cost of healthcare for me, my family members, and others like me is why I voted for Trump the first place,” said the completely drained Holt, 56, who reportedly has spent the last nine months since Trump took office rationalizing every step the White House has made as his motivation for casting his ballot for the president. “When I went to the polls, I based my vote solely on the hope that insurance would be allowed to skirt around Obamacare policies that protect the elderly and those with pre-existing conditions from being discriminated against. Destabilizing the nation’s healthcare system is exactly what I wanted from Trump and exactly what I got. Yes, exactly.” At press time, a weary Holt had determined that getting a second job just to afford healthcare was always a part of making America great again.

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Glorious Evening


Great sentiment, great movie.

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Friday, October 27, 2017

12 Strong | Official Trailer





In theaters January 19, 2018.

Molly's Game | Official Trailer





Starring Idris Elba, Jessica Chastain, and Kevin Costner. Written and directed by Aaron Sorkin. In theaters December 25, 2017.

Roman J. Israel, Esq | Trailer





In theaters September 10, 2017

Den of Thieves | Official Trailer





In theaters January 19, 2018.

Bright | Official Trailer 2 | Netflix





Available on Netflix December 22, 2017

Alarm Clock




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I have money but its "Nacho" money

Lady was begging for cash and being a general nuisance to people in the bar, guy told her he had no cash, then proceeded to use said non-existent cash to buy some nachos and a beer. Lady lost her shit, went after the dude, nacho covered justice ensues.



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Hope for The Future



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When a Knock-Off is Better



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How Kids Judge Your Halloween Candy




How to Be a Dad

Perpetually Broke



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Thursday, October 26, 2017

Reason for the Season




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Duck Hunting




A big city lawyer went duck hunting in a village.

He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in this side of the planet and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in this village. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule'."

The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule?"

The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger.

He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.

His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees.

His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.

The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet.

Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."




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Castro Downpour by Jeremy Mann


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You Match Others Around You



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Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Everything Wrong With Saw III





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Top 5 Horror Movies of All Time





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A Lawyer Dies

“Fifty five?” says Saint Peter. “No, according to our calculations, you’re eighty two.”

“How’d you get that?” the lawyer asks.

St. Peter says, “We added up your time sheets.”



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"Try to learn something..."




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Link List 10-25-17

Congress votes to disallow consumers from suing Equifax and other companies with arbitration agreements.  - If you were under the impression that Congress is working for the people instead of corporations, you are going to have a bad time.

The United States Airforce maintains a fleet of Boeing E4-B "Doomsday" planes. They are capable of being airborne for a week, costs nearly $160,000 per hour for the Air Force to operate, and have a 5 mile long trailing wire antenna to communicate with nuclear subs.

 

'Sweating' blood: mysterious case leaves Canadian experts searching for answers

 

Sen. Flake, in a bombshell Senate-floor speech, 'Mr. President, I rise today to say: Enough.' 

Reckless, outrageous, and undignified behavior has become excused and countenanced as “telling it like it is,” when it is actually just reckless, outrageous, and undignified.
And when such behavior emanates from the top of our government, it is something else: It is dangerous to a democracy. Such behavior does not project strength – because our strength comes from our values. It instead projects a corruption of the spirit, and weakness.
It is often said that children are watching. Well, they are. And what are we going to do about that? When the next generation asks us, Why didn’t you do something? Why didn’t you speak up? -- what are we going to say?
Mr. President, I rise today to say: Enough. We must dedicate ourselves to making sure that the anomalous never becomes normal. With respect and humility, I must say that we have fooled ourselves for long enough that a pivot to governing is right around the corner, a return to civility and stability right behind it. We know better than that. By now, we all know better than that.

There is a company that secretly takes continuous, rapid, high-resolution aerial photos of crime-plagued cities to help police "rewind" time to view a crime as it happens and then to "fast-forward" the movement of suspects to their present locations. - Privacy is dead 

 

Ninth Circuit upholds Montana law setting limits on campaign contributions to candidates for state elective office.  - Yay for MT! 

When you die you know you are dead: Major study shows mind still works after the body shows no signs of life

 

1-800-EAT-SHIT Finally Publishes Decades Of Reckless-Driving Data (The Onion)

 

The Onion Sues Trump Administration for Stealing All Their Ideas 

 

Everything Coming to Netflix, Hulu, and Prime in November 2017

 

 

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All work and no play...



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"Professional"



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The Important One




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