Friday, April 20, 2018

The Equalizer 2 | Trailer

In theaters July 20, 2018.

Making Attorneys Get Attorneys


Headline of the day


Appropriate sign graffiti


First set of twins


Link List 4-20-18


Judge rules Trump administration's cut to Teen Pregnancy Prevention program illegal  - (Thank goodness for common sense and checks and balances).

InfoWars' Alex Jones Says He's Been Defamed by Defamation Suits


New drug uses antibodies to stop chronic migraines by blocking the neural pathway that sends pain signals to the brain during a migraine. Phase III trials on about 1,000 subjects are complete now and there are already plans for it to be approved by the FDA. - This is exciting! Hopefully it doesn't cost a fortune. 


As Workers See Crumbs, Biggest Wall Street Banks Have Already Pocketed $2.5 Billion From Trump Tax Scam 


PR Disaster: United Airlines Has Apologized To A Passenger After The Bomb In His Suitcase Was Destroyed Mid-Flight (ClickHole)



Spooky lone oak tree, North Yorkshire, UK

by Simon Baxter

Uber is here


Thursday, April 19, 2018

Asshat Marker at The Kensington Wine Rooms in London

”It was during a May 2016 drinking session at London's Kensington Wine Rooms that Trump campaign foreign-policy adviser George Papadopoulos told an Australian diplomat that Russia had ‘dirt’ on Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton.”

Dream Job!

Apparently, they are offing just over minimum wage for this shit. 

This could be yours!


Ice Cube Shapes


Hannity's Show


Link List 4-19-18

‘Homeland’: Claire Danes Confirms Series Will End With Season 8.


Bill protecting Robert Mueller to get vote despite McConnell opposition - (Except Grassley is pushing this bill in order to limit the investigative power of Mueller according to Dianne Feinstein).


Full Colbert Interview with James Comey (YouTube)


14 Facts About Empire Records 


10 Terrifying Tales of When Squirrels Attack



Ambiguous Shape Shifting


Birds With Arms




Naming Stuff


How to Gird Your Loins


These political cartoons are getting a bit real


Driving with your knees


Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Top 10 Improvised Scenes in Movie History


Everything Wrong With Atomic Blonde


Baby Driver - Honest Trailer




Safe, Smooth, Ride


Pinnacle of Signs


Driving in the Springtime


How to stay clean at a race


Just a bit longer


Say It Ain't Snow

Josh Hara

Now you


My Childhood in one Picture

I totally remember these! McDonald's had the best toys in the 80s.

Goat Sack


Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Behind the Sketch: Stefon with John Mulaney


9 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About Super Troopers


Hotel Artemis | Trailer

In theaters June 8, 2018.

Jesus as a Political Candidate

Mike Peters

Privilege vs. Rights


Joe's Headaches

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed.He wondered if he had anything to live for.

He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery cost him $15,000.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a Men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... A new Suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new Suit."

The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fitted perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried the shirt and it fitted perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see..... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."


Link List 4-17-18

Naturopath claims to treat aggression in children with diluted dog rabies saliva. No, really.


Hackers stole a casino's high-roller database through a thermometer in the lobby fish tank 


Cool Glitch Effect On Movie Studio Logo Must Mean Shit About To Go Down (The Onion)


Trump has reportedly halted new sanctions against Russia: Trump has halted the implementation of new Russian sanctions, just one day after United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley said that new sanctions were coming. 




A Blockbuster Movie Trailer


Breaking News


Perfect Activity


The three party system

Married To The Sea

Saturday, April 14, 2018

Top 10 Most Hilarious Stefon SNL Moments


Link List 4-14-18

Paul Ryan Plans To Resign In Order To Pursue Trophy Hunting Poor People


Trump directly referenced in Cohen search warrant - Another first for something; this is the first time a sitting president has been named in a search warrant. 


How The War On Drugs is Hurting Chronic Pain Patients 


RNC deputy finance chair resigns after reports of $1.6 million payment to Playboy Playmate 





The perfect shirt for...




RNC Tricking People

(From houseoftombombadil)The RNC sent me a notice of official census material that was actually a fundraiser for the republican candidates running in the midterms. The paperwork was presented as being an official document required to be filled out by law, but it was patently false. This is corruption. This is meant to deceive people into giving data and money to a political party under the guise of nonpartisan census data. This undermines trust in the census, local government, and the democratic process. This is beyond disgusting, and I’m mailing back the form to tell the RNC how I really feel about their bullshit.


Age-Appropriate Chores


Friday, April 13, 2018

Everything Wrong With Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle


The Lady and The Pharmacist

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."




It is concluded

The Berkshire Eagle, Pittsfield, Massachusetts, April 28, 1945

Due Respect