Wednesday, February 28, 2018

The Oscars - Honest Trailers






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Clear Understanding




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"Hey, Cool Prius." - Nobody Ever




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Abilities




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Saturday, February 24, 2018

Police Blotter





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Remake of Iron Workers Photo





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Higlands of Iceland




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Penguin's Mouth




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Secret To Happiness



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For Medical Reasons



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My Resume




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Coming out of someone’s two-door backseat like…







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Red Dacca Bananas

Red bananas, also known as Red Dacca bananas in Australia, are a variety of banana with reddish-purple skin. They are smaller and plumper than the common Cavendish banana. When ripe, raw red bananas have a flesh that is cream to light pink in color. They are also softer and sweeter than the yellow Cavendish varieties, with a slight mango flavor. (Source) 







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The Writer






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"The past..."




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That's specific...





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Miniature dioramas by Japanese artist, Tatsuya Tanaka

He has been making one every day since 2011 for his Miniature Calendar, and they’re all wonderful.










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Close Up of Weevil






Little scales on a glittery weevil.  They’re called “photonic crystals” and are each only a nanometer in size.


Friday, February 23, 2018

Everything Wrong With Ex Machina

Ex Machina is not only excellent science fiction, it's just plain one of the best movies of the decade. We love it. Still found some sins... you know how we do.



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New Hot-Pink Slug Found in Australia



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Murder at The Walmart


Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.'

Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.

Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.

Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super Wal-Mart store.

There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands as the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor.

The manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene.

Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police.

Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared:

'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 AT WAL-MART'




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Durability Expectations




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Pick Up Lines





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I asked you not to call




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Perfect Attire for a Brunch




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The Most Expensive




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Fruit Transport




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Antique Revolver with 5 Barrels




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