Sunday, February 18, 2018

The Americans | Season 6: Preview





The final season premieres March 28, 2018.

The oldest known recording of House of The Rising Sun from 1933





Clarence "Tom" Ashley & Gwen Foster: Rising Sun Blues

Car getting dragged by a semi







Probably a Joke




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Ladybug Unfolding Wings




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Life's Important Questions


Toddler Answers



Pranking Parents




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Thursday, February 15, 2018

Incredibles 2 | Official Trailer





RapidTrailer

Excerpt from Il Capo - Documentary about Marble Mining and Extraction

This is fascinating. I would really like to watch the full documentary.



Italian artist and filmmaker Yuri Ancarani captures the otherworldly landscape of a marble quarry in the Apuan Alps, Northwest Italy, as Il Capo (The Chief) guides his men through the extraction process.

Busted


Why is it unlawful to possess a wild racoon?

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

The possibilities are endless




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Link List 2-13-18

 

Report: Equifax lost even more information on consumers than it told the public. (Shocker)

Cheese triggers the same part of the brain as hard drugs

 

Verizon to stop honoring FCC restriction on not SIM-locking phones because nothing matters anymore 

 

Women gets kicked out of a town hall in west Virginia for simply listing corporate donors. 

 

10 Facts About The Movie I, Tonya

 

A Bunch of Wallpapers 

Valentine's Day Plans




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Trust Fall




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Time Machine




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Albino Plant



Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.
the reason it’s rare is because without chlorophyll, the plant can’t get energy, and dies shortly after sprouting unless it has some other source of food. so if you see a plant as big as the one in the picture that doesn’t have any green in its leaves, it’s getting its nutrition from the roots of a neighboring plant of the same species, feeding on the sugars created by the other plant’s photosynthesis.
Albino plants are basically vampires.


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3 Jeeps



Shitty_car_mods whoh



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Adulthood summed up perfectly




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Hangovers are important




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Monday, February 12, 2018

The Pimple-Popping Pop It Pal

Yes, this is real and this is gross....but satisfying. Apparently someone has created a pimple popping toy. Here are the details:

There is something so disgusting about this item, yet utterly fascinating and irresistible at the same time. This is something I might order and play with in secret like it’s pornography! It’s like a toy for a Garbage Pail Kid! BoingBoing has presented us with the Pop It Pal that turns you into a regular Dr. Pimple Popper. It’s a toy created by married couple Billy and Summer Pierce, who obviously know what perversion lurks in the hearts of men. You can watch a demonstration below. The toy costs $19.99. Pus refills are available for $5.99. That’s a sentence I never thought I’d type in this lifetime.



Side note: if you go to YouTube the first suggested video is a demonstration of a huge blister popping. I shouldn't be surprised. There is a subreddit called r/popping and a huge slew of YouTube videos of doctors popping people's huge zits.


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Do it for the exposure





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Window Sticker


I kinda want this.




Spelling Fail




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Feels like we are in a movie





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Horse Dog



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Marijuana Laws in the USA



Getting there slowly....

Sunday, February 11, 2018

The Bull


Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock.

They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.

The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, 'It's just 99 cents a word.'

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull.'



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Africa (acoustic Toto cover) - Mike Massé and Jeff Hall

Two lawyers in a pizza place do a fantastic acoustic cover of Toto by Africa. I've posted this before but it is worth seeing again.


Falling




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Not asking for a lot





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No Charge?!




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Yeah....no thanks




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Second Weddings



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Pence is a stand up guy for sure




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Use Your Words



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Tommy's Huge Turds




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Saturday, February 10, 2018

Link List 2-10-18


Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un impersonators thrown out of the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony

 

 By suppressing the expression of certain genes specifically for beak development, scientists were able to grow a chicken embryo with a dinosaur-like snout instead of a beak

 

12 Books You to Read Before Seeing the Movies this Spring 

 

Companies are sorry about security flaws. Just not sorry enough to change (mostly because their punishments are a small fine equal to a small percentage of the profits made off of the action anyway). 

 

Thanks to a loophole in Kansas law, 6 teens are running for governor

 

Russians successfully hacked into U.S. voter systems, says official (Three major states. The article explains that they have yet to prove anything was tampered with, but do you seriously believe if hackers gained access they just looked around and said, "whelp, better leave this alone.")

 

The oldest film listed on the IMDB is Roundhay Garden Scene (1888.) (All 3 seconds)

 

Federal judge who Donald Trump disparaged as 'Mexican' set to preside over US-Mexico border wall case (That's ironical).

 

 

 

 

 

Those Ameriquest Commercials

Here is a compilation of the funny commercials that Ameriquest did between 2005-2007.




*Boop*




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Shakespeare's Insults




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Raylan always knows just what to say






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Giving Blood



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