A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years.
One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes.
Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds and moans from there.
After a while they came back out, giggling.
The wizard told them "You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go."
The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered "Fine, but this time you hold the pigeon and I'll shit on it."